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Bizarre embryos covered in dead metaphors

When I speak, my voice turns
into ancient fire.
Merely everything I thought was consumed;
ended up mustering in XYZ.
Disfigured words want to be kings.
Golden flowers peel the skies organs.
Your teeth feel wrinkled after chewing on halos.
Salvation grew claws
but you’re ego shaved its spirit.
Magick without technology
will mutate our faces by translucent ashes.
Solitary vomits twilight goo.
My heart dresses very androgynous.
I would unmask my finger tips
but I’d rather show you
how the reflection of me appears to be a timeless classic.

 

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Posted by on July 24, 2014 in Nano X

 

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Big flesh eating clocks exploded the soft novels

To experiment the question
few have to ask if the subject itself
is a ticking shadow waiting to slow down Time.
Smash science and its orgasm events.
Philosophical hour glass belongs to Isaac Newton.
Human diversity slices their machinery dementia.
Astronomy holds me at ransom
with fewer life-spans to live.

Past – Quantum zero
Present – Davinci IBM
Future – An intergalactic Bob

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Posted by on July 22, 2014 in Nano X

 

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Food dishes became the new racial fashion

Kazakhstan, Sorry Borat but I’m not fond
of your food dishes like Beşbarmaq,
they are completely racist against
Switzerland’s Fondue.
Democratic Republic of the Congo -
nothing beats Moambe sauce
than racially discriminating against Pakistan’s Biryani;
it looks like diarrhea soup,
oh! Wait? That’s my face.
Venezuela builds wars out of Lego toys
should Nicaragua cook Gallo pinto with pubic hair bombs?
I see a new Hollywood movie in the making.

Iraq, my apologies madam for staring
at your exquisite rack…I must’ve ate too much Masgouf.
Belgium prepares the best Moules-frites,
shit! I feel like watching Austin Powers now.
Singapore, okay I’m not a marine biologist
but you’re country is having way too much sex
and eating lots of Chilli Crabs,
make sure you go get a check up from the doctors;

hopefully it’s not an STD.
Puerto Ricans love dancing to Ricky Martins
Livin’ la Vida Loca – and no I’m not crazy just eccentric.
New Zealand & Iran – what can I say about these two;
first – I don’t eat Bacon and egg pie,
second – I never ran from anything in my entire life
expect me being chased by baby pimps.
Jamaica Rest in Peace Bob Marley,
Thailand well, I can’t wear a tie to an interview genius
I think I’ll just hang out with a thousand Island dressing.
Vietnamese cook the best bun Bo;
Does anyone want to watch Full Metal Jacket?
Mexico and their tacos…they taste magically delicious.
What about Turkey? Well, It’s ironic I’m a vegan for Christ sake.

 

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Posted by on July 17, 2014 in Nano X

 

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Dadaism is Dead

 

Dadaism makes Flarf feel funny
it pretends to be tragic and wacky.
You call that a poem?
Let me bust a pair of bones and strait-jacket Madonna’s.
Me don’t speak mainstream obese pancakes.
Whatever happen to that psyche octopus?
Anti-art 2014 makes me urinate a bag of skittles
did you taste the apple flavor?
Normally I use Degree for men it brings peace to the Middle East.
Protesting your right in the U.S.A is crass
Poetry itself dresses like a nurse without gay couple’s.
Human dignity reminds me of a prostitute computer nerd.
Dada has got the looks but no grass to smoke with Jim Morrison
I once adopted a hungry hungry hippo
it went berserk after watching Clark gables mustache.
Tonight My Bush Hologram might solve the mystery
behind Napoleon dynamite and his jerry curl astronaut.

 

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Posted by on June 26, 2014 in Nano X

 

Flarf Declares Anti-Periods

 

Flarf is anti-what.
Flarf specializes in cosmetic universal cows.
Flarf is anti-it.
Flarf considers poetry as a feminist joke.
Flarf is anti-please.
Flarf believes that Tom Cruise is humpty-dumpty’s cousin.
Flarf is anti-when.
Flarf announces its incredible movie reboot called: ‘Chuck Norrass’.
Flarf is anti-how.
Flarf congregates un-philosophical nonsense
for TMZ and their plastic surgery parachutes.
Flarf is anti-popularity.
Flarf doesn’t write cliché poetry
it only annoys me when I read it.
Flarf eats lucky charms
it helps me play well with my artificial cannibal Dj.
Flarf is anti-then.
Flarf physically invented masturbation
just by watching Seinfeld episodes.
Flarf is anti-ism.
Flarf makes fun of your grammatical errors
by listening to ‘Taylor Swifts’ bulimic vagina.
Flarf is anti-periods.
Flarf can easily demonstrate how crucifying
a tampon on a cross could better enhance your education,
just by eating sardines and contemplating.

Tiny elephants unhinge black snow
don’t wet your pink incubus sourdough chocolate cake.
I’m high on glass…
Let me play with my imaginary pets.

 

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Posted by on June 12, 2014 in Nano X

 

A friend named language taught me how to speak martian

 

Actual theory estimates 1,000 Transmittable pork chops.
I struggle to blow undistinguished numbers -
my tablet phonetic stubborn mind, reminds me
of Simon Cowell.
There are no rules for human language.
Gary Glitter makes his last debut in space sexy charge 3-D.
between two worlds bares a sex system bee inhalation.
Justin Bieber sounds like a cute racist non-human unicorn.
Different cultures acoustically utter balloon-cakes,
simply by defaming the antagonist -
who produced one racist video nationwide.
Auditory takes long showers; visual incoherent hogwash
drowns my tongue from the state of Ohio.
Obama might possibly start a language graphic process
that’s made of Russia dialect and natural whistling signs.
Reaction rebuilds spoken GM motors -
particularly the switch human report west spectrogram.
Oral dependency applauded
wave encoded linguistics can cure an illustrated secondary general media concept.
US symbols may show mankind how neurological cognitive English heads might solve our vowels from this economic pill popping pimple.
The Taliban Commanders love vasoline
and T.V. guides.
Asia & Bergdahl made some steamy hot body making Hollywood Sexual-Abuse.
Apollo governs the moon set studio,
Slender Man sneezes 3 last syllables for conspiracy planet.
Kids don’t speak real earth Language anymore -
Say, did Demi Lovato finally unveil the truth
about Alien Google Camel Mermaids?

 

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Posted by on June 5, 2014 in Nano X

 

Someone should pour hot mustard on your bikini war

 

Assholes some accumulate it,
some try to cover it up with embryonic mother origin.
After 2 whole weeks of pragmatic constipation product,
I suddenly realized brain fart
is the new social hipster germs.
Words are too unpredictable
they come in the smallest unacceptable onion rings.
Sick plants exhaust me
fertilizing tropical mumbo jumbo news anchors.
The media taste like sour vomit units.
During the post-computing forest speech era -
Most flowers caused down-syndrome to their lubricated funny little privates.
Censoring natural selection
Today’s Genetics ripened on isolated diarrhea fruit baskets.
Incorporate rain-coats and environmentalist meaning dormancy.
OMG! Look at Mark Twain shooting up morpheme
I wonder if someone can open up his ovule
an impregnate his elemental parts?
DNA words smell like Emily Dickson’s practical Molecular cheese grader.
The number of outer abort characteristics
may determine the well thought out damages that associate,
the village people and Freddy Mercury.
Biology has gotten its abortion, wait? That was the banana republicans.
Come on folks let’s go boogie with our jizz and jam bomb nights.

 

 

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Posted by on June 3, 2014 in Nano X

 
 
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