If you yell the testament loud enough -
brains will splatter against cloudless intestines.
Pink cops find intelligence near a cow’s hernia.
The real meaning to life
is counting the pages in a brochure.
William Shatner invented his very own penis,
made out of Coppertone & oven mitts.
Dinosaurs we’re the first species
to talk gibberish about plural nouns & caskets.
Do you ever catch yourself
vomiting vocabularies while watching Jerry Springer?
I might as well punch a fuzzy Pee-wee Herman.
Should you spell fungus
with a T, make sure its design like Oprah winfrey.
Narratives we’re created by dwarf bagels -
the universe promised to spread aids amongst the stars.
Watch out for those Hipster-Nazi’s
they’ll poison your food with vegetarian flaxseed.
Praise Bob and he will reward you
with a stack of peanuts and playboy magazines.
A wise man once said: Find truth and let your blue balls itch.
Should you come across Jesus
throw him a wiener schnitzel?
Let’s talk about the true word of Nonsense.
Buddha can turn his own feces into gold.
If you fart twice chuck Norris
will shake your hand and smile with a common courtesy,
Last thing – I lost my training bra, oh…wait! Those are my watermelons.
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