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My 2am is a Lyrical ha! Ha! Ha! (A Flarf Poem)

High school reminds me
of why I should stop asking myself
on how to write dirty summaries instead of lyrical ha! Ha! Adolf.

 
I enjoy logging out
of burning man jams
and resolution dumbasses.

 
My 2am grew a testicle
Shhh… it’s trying to win a poker game.
How many robotic arms, does a New Zealand rabbit DNA lady
have to bench-press toilets?

 
I make bad poetry sound like a toaster.
What if Ted Nugent discovered the first jump-rope?
Would that make him a sexist?
Can you tell the difference between Matthew Mcconaughey
& a ukulele?
What makes us so special?
Nothing, only that we still use 10% of our brain,

 
My 2am sings Frank Sinatra –
why do I even bother talking to a milk carton,
this will result with me watching 24 hour marathon of Jerry Springer.

 
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Posted by on May 19, 2015 in Nano X

 

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Just for the record:
Antarctic Burroughs never dressed up as an Ugly Album,
The road kind of which users bleach Georgia & stumble upon arrival.

 
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Posted by on May 17, 2015 in Nano X

 

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Ghost Elephants & the Poetic Disease (A Flarf Poem)

 

Dry martini copes toward dramatic responses.
Smile, cornbread, and déjà vu;
Life deteriorates liberty.
Music wakes up the warm meat.
Examinations roughly desire a bruised rain reputation.

Some topics lie swiftly
beneath a never-ending acupuncture chapter.

Why is the old theory contradicting itself under the table?

The concepts of morality endure cold pretzels.
Wow! I never knew that a ghost elephant could be so sensitive.
Big descriptions on Bill Cosby
show negative signs of the Mississippi river.
Fabio would be thrill if midget Abraham Lincoln we’re to say;
“I can’t believe it’s not butter”.
Brilliance is a small annoying Davinci
who steals Charlie Chaplin’s Bowler hat.

Surrealism may be hard to beat,
but I got the Latin fever baking on my subconscious oven.

Misty, buoyant, and poetically displeased
I feel so anxiously to tell you a blissful philosophy hum-drum.
Criticism reminds me of when I got my first yo-yo.

Where is Mona Lisa’s brain-stained refrigerated?

Lord only knows if those wild futuristic zombies
haven’t already eaten roughly a cooked i-phone.
My chest-nuts somewhat resemble David Duchovny
but the moon landing was the best piece of science fiction
ever written by man himself.

 

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Posted by on May 7, 2015 in Nano X

 

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Belonging to the Wild Circuit

Predatory jaguars decipher
the mode oculus.
Chasing linear apex lunacy,
pneumatic laws abbreviate
vice versa lithography silicone.
The Jungles burst in climax,
detecting heterodyne Kirchhoff’s time-loop.

Aneroid dark matter flip-flop –
Susurrate through the static propagate convergent.
Analog pneuma discharges the impulse Inherent components.

Mankind is a temporary short voltage
just waiting to be drain of its kilobytes.
Octave Angels slave Human conformity super-glued.

Incandescent teenage junkies
salivate on giving attention-search disease.

We’re a lost singularity
make sure you’re souls don’t rejuvenate new feelings.

 

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Posted by on April 16, 2015 in Nano X

 

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Mexicanorexia

Pressure to eat cheese
or should I keep taking more Laxatives
to compete with the world?
Weight loss supplements
hype us for liposuction imperfection.

The most awful thing about being skinny
is that beauty stops by its grave.
Diet Commercials rely on you to buy death.
High school popularity girls
participate in starvation.
Business institutions targeting
Teenage bliss.

Do you want to look like a skeleton?
Then keep on taking Xenical pills
& watch your self-esteem drown.
Latina supermodels
hungry, hungry, hungry for another eating disorder,
ribcage bone & a sucked face,
if you want people to accept you;
love yourself because everything
about you is real, my faith to you sees natural beauty.

Be the strongest rose in the field,
don’t let hope go to waste,
always look towards the sun,
the brightest energy of love will keep your heart & smile blooming.

 

 

 

This poem was written about how our society is so under pressure of losing weight, or the thought of going to the extremes just to look perfect, when in fact – Natural beauty has always been there since birth and the beginning of time. This is me writing from an observation point of view.

 

Here’s a link to my first video recital of me reading this poem.

https://charliezero1.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/update-2-videos-of-me-reciting-at-pasadena-library-check-it-out/#comment-3852

dVerse Prompt topic of the Day – Sometimes I think there is too much stress on physical beauty.  If you watch television or look through magazines there are countless products advertised which will make you more attractive.  Then there are the procedures one can have:  botox injections, plastic surgery, etc. Weight loss products which will work miracles almost overnight.  We think so much about our outer beauty.   But is that all there is to beauty? I don’t think so.

 

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Posted by on March 24, 2015 in Nano X

 

(Update) 2 videos of me reciting at Pasadena Library – Check it out

I added 2 more additional videos of one the most amazing featured poets.

They blew my mind away with their poetry.

Enjoy!

SATURDAY AFTERNOON POETRY Charlie Zero 1

SATURDAY AFTERNOON POETRY Charlie Zero 2

SATURDAY AFTERNOON POETRY Denise Weuve 1

SATURDAY AFTERNOON POETRY Denise Weuve 2

SATURDAY AFTERNOON POETRY Don Thompson 1

SATURDAY AFTERNOON POETRY Don Thompson 2

 
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Posted by on March 23, 2015 in Nano X

 

Tomorrow March 21st at Pasadena

To all my wordpress friends and fellow poets.

Tomorrow will be the best Saturday ever I hope.

Saturday, March 21st, 3 to 5 pm – Featured: DON E. THOMPSON, DENISE R. WEUVE, & CHARLIE ZERO + Open Reading

Hope to see some of my friends there or new friends.

I will be updating the poetry event on Sunday and I will tell you all about it.

Santa Catalina Branch Pasadena Public Library

Address:  999 E Washington Blvd, Pasadena, CA 91104

Wish me luck. :)

 

~Charlie Zero

 
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Posted by on March 20, 2015 in Nano X

 
 
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