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My New Poetry Book: This Robot Dreams Inside A Plastic Soul

 

 

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NOW AVAILABLE! My debut new perfect bound glossy book, featuring 35 pages of poems split into 4 Chapters. You can order a copy of my new book for $10, (includes shipping) by going to:

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This new book of mine was in the making since ‘2006’. I was trying to get published, and got screwed, kept on submitting my work to different publishers and nothing. Years, I tried to get my work out there, I almost gave up but my girlfriend saved me and she’s been a big support and very encouraging. I love her so so so very much. And I always cherish and love her forever.   

I promise you all, this book of mines will not disappoint you.

P.S There are no taxes for shipping. It’s only $10 bucks and that’s it.:)

 

~ Sincerely Charlie Zero the Poet

 

 
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Posted by on July 15, 2016 in Nano X

 

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Bad Poetry gives me Bad Customer Service


Bad poetry stinks –

the smell of it repulsive,
like Rupert Holmes pina colada song.
My eyes talk to each other
they gossip over dildo-straps
& pork belly.
Oh! Wow! Look at the sea otter
and his T.V. guide of girls gone wild re-runs.

I have studied & analyze the human complex stupidity,
the verdict – Polyamorous infidelity swinger’s party.

Damn! I’ve got to check my brain for some good ass chocolate cake.

 

 

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Posted by on June 9, 2016 in Nano X

 

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UFO Mary-Jane & the Ninja Humanoid Butterflies


Saxonifrician spunk nudity –

Song & drink frangeabor.
Inconscifineast sadness,
blue dye Humblexicouress.

UFO Mary-Jane, skoptsy miracle.
Ninja butterflies X a hello-kitty.

Lichen chants!
Error ship speech –
Humanoid I,
autodidact caliginosity,
puke gangrene donuts.

They puss cyclinatio wasp

Numentagity dissolves
in one mutated picture.
Prestimephy freaks
gather around the wretched nesting mugwumps.

Obese flies scream O!

When a lyrebird barks 5 times –
hallucinate gently
and smell the bad savory entriallogip.

Entaterficalinfant panjandrum
whose flesh does berserk
not deciding on acne?
The catatonic nuns’ pronsequadly
trimmed out teds cyclustattle.

My DNA reads; I’m no human.
So where am I from? Transmission lost.

 

 

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Posted by on June 7, 2016 in Nano X

 

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Bunko the Nurse


Religion polluted,

freezes the abstract –
words indecipherable to eat.
Take my chiasmus hostage, mimic it.

Witticism growls,
the hot Jacuzzi disinfects orgasm.

Absurd whispering chimney,
I’m shaped prosody.
The punctuated xylophone –
I squatted your used pyrrhic.
The screeching ye formed cognate,
the shadowless cavity swarming.

Bavarian malignancy,
charade reeks of unknown globule.
Horus hypnosis,
Pavlov condition,
exploitation choice,
slaughterhouse museum,
turns my once faith into a buzzing flea.

Gore music jazz –
dies a solo staying tribute.
Mastery second aeon,

When every totem crowned
is beheaded,
I, most eager lad –
compel a dream
to filth your noise gleaming corpulence.

Animal skulls Orthey –
100 slain erupt whom,
ritualistic unpredictable you.
Who strings us humans as marionette?
Incorporate then,
Where organs, ocarina,
sexualize the complex P.

Analyze cannot we this,
realism gives me a death blow job.
Drift us
unconventionally –
Lamentation centuries scraped,
revealed by ridiculously itch.

Sunfish piano,
the production grim –
dieth smile sweet.

Her kind malice –
unleash the whorls montage.
Mountains razz,
conceiving you as a two-headed goat.
Ignore perhaps,
ignore materialism,
His radiant character strangely milkward.
The hateful you are, the wiser you become.

Bunko the nurse
got goon dada
& its eerie drunken penny boozed.
Terrestrialism glosses
monosyllabically gushes
generation agenda,
cracks me up
of that mental worship,
cliché mysticism
I lost my token to herein.

Banksy conquering
political zingers,
accordion sax
language spills out mint ode.
Pinnacles insofar have untrodden another –
croon biting the afternoon.

The death coded chime,
Mind philistine,
dirty declension,
brutalization drinks up the horizon incessant.

Nowhere isof glorifies –
the skinny dipping threesomes.
Cerebella sovereignty,
the flesh modem temporarily disappears.
I’m pre-human
I’m stuffed oddly.  

Some squeak reason
from their ears.
Monuments go amok;
such ideals remix the dimensions cotton pox.

Christianity is a barren lie,
Catholicism insanitation.

Osiris let us decay with you.

 

 

 

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Posted by on May 26, 2016 in Nano X

 

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45 Honey Kill


The jeremiad cogs

keeps the mow herpes jingle.
Anathema peels
the noisy Kamikaze.

Hologram 5th bunnies
kill Ernst sensation.

Lice stalagmite
snare inside a yellow
scarlet spitting –
What can a wipe baby darkness hand truly?

45 genuflect
Khartoum palliate

Your eye balloon
Bulbous & grandiloquent.
Channeling my sparkling alexipharmic!

The glow beans might lust
with a wee added diabetic nymph.

Thalassemia rattling aloud –
aliens penned earth
to a large Nazi surrealist anopisthograph.

Spiritless mongoose
how does mc memory catcall?
The contretemps smoke said; Omnivorous!

A mother’s illustrated motto:
Polaroid psittacism DJ massacre.
Metacognition honey
my mood tears through pages;
what’s sober & dull,
a rocket phallic t-minus 3, 2, 1 lift off.

 

 

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Posted by on May 24, 2016 in Nano X

 

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Robo-eels Massage Satan’s Nipple


Fracas splashing

in the dead comma,
what does your stomach play?
Mines? It draws acacia embedded
against I assassinated dot.
I got a cup of scars;
here take a sip.
Sway to the noteless veto.
Two little platypus
moan like rapturous cobra,

Zim-zam abracadabra

Rewind history back to the year 3384.
If you should rape semi-colon
don’t bother selling matadors
who sign adjectives in seconds.

Cowards!!!
You heard me Oscar Wilde
Nietzsche, Carl Marx, myself included.

Take my hand –
futures exist under the suicide act.
Look! No cavities for me to sow –
get me out!!! The hopeless introvert ponders.

My nipples swim around each other
like robo-eels training for kung-Fu
and all the batteries assemble a heart.

Enough already let me be player 2 instead;
okay, now give me a bottle of absinthe, night, night, Satan.

 

 

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Posted by on May 19, 2016 in Nano X

 

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Dead Film Sleepers


Snuff torture man-made video tape

surgeons bludgeon the sensitive ape.
We are god’s favorite imperfect mistake
The American bible burn on a stake.
I’m ashamed, me human suit of a man
stale ignorance fuck the Ku Klux Klan.
What I see in the news it makes me cry
hope is a whore nobody wants to try.
My honesty flares through zero caffeine
subliminal messages rot, next scene.

 

 

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Posted by on May 16, 2016 in Nano X

 

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