Xanax…oh! Gosh here we go again

 

Hello Russia the Imaginary accent –
Could you please serve me a phobia dessert against your war?
Have you ever seen a Transgender fixing its dreams
on a giant X-box 360?

My Imagination co-founded Walmart-
on Mountain-Buddhist skin heads, CIA fairies, and grandmas’ homemade-government lip-stick bombs.
Smiley faces in the sky means
you don’t have what it takes to have a great sense of humor.
The Beatles painted strange yellow-ships
formerly looking like a planet obese drum-piece chicken T.V.

Ever milked cows that seemingly
use lower-case HTML?
Sesame Street fears human beings
all dressed up in gold capitalist sandwiches.
The Alphabet…it reminds me
of how little I know about the world.

Fidel Castro & HARVEY MILK –
started a bad poetry book communist party,
which detailed lions on PCP, Mothers craving telephone periods,
and LGBT Jewish night-club orgy fest.

Languages bore the living hell out of me
which is why I glued my head to table and solved nothing.

Canadians will have impact foreign tourists –
declaring war on Beethoven’s flaky hair treatment.

Australians can literally cook a shrimp on a Barbie–
Stationary catch of the dancing cosmos,
A half Mr. McDonald’
Flying me over to homophobic natural republicans.

Protesting flamingos shout; “selection before”,
and “against hello”—
Tigers & pandas gossip—
Celebrating excessive beer drinking and picture-frames.

Besides the old
Neil Patrick Harris was elected
by congress to become next Buffalo Bill cross dresser.

Blue tops won’t make love on the moon
but according to Borat
the new able sought to regulate this whammy burger robot, Dziekuje.

 

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4 thoughts on “Xanax…oh! Gosh here we go again

  1. Welcome back, Charlie 🙂 I think I know where your political preferences lie, after reading this 😉 It’s very funny and very uniquely you, as before. The flamingos made me smile. @D

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