35 second Syllables: Pope-fisherman and the clap tranny Diva

 I

Treat itching condoms
As Man-made Chlamydia ice-cream pudding

 

II

Insects use Natural Viagra Lego’s
Say, hotdog penis; stick!

 

III

Out of my Antibody
Who’s the winner? Elvis Presley King

 

IIII

Would Nature turn LSD toilet? Me.

 

IIIII

Take dying plants to continually
Charge for prostitution

 

IIIIII

Climate wizard raccoons change Female zombies
By overpopulating Sizzlers

 

Over @ dVerse Victoria has us writing Tilus, a form created by Kelvin.

 

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20 thoughts on “35 second Syllables: Pope-fisherman and the clap tranny Diva

    1. as to the form…i think you blew the 10 syllable limit out of the water
      and the last word should reveal the subject in a tilus…smiles.

      but some nice micro bullets

  1. This is a riotous response, smiles ~ As to the form, the syllables are 6 for the first line, 3 for the second line, and just one word for the last line~

  2. In some zany way, you’ve created your own form, & the poetics are both fun & finite. I liked what you did whether you misunderstood or disregarded the prompt Tilus form, & poetics are what the dVerse dogs run toward/for/about.

    1. I do apologies for misunderstanding the prompt. I feel bad for writing this style of writing. I was just simply following the examples that was written on the prompt topic. This was my first time and challenge of me writing anything like this. So once again I truly and deeply apologies in advance for writing this poem.

  3. I HAD A TRUCK FULL OF ITCHING CONDOMS ONCE
    GAVE THEM FREELY TO BLIND MEN
    NEVER HEARD A SINGLE COMPLAINT
    LAST NIGHT THE DRUMS WERE POUNDING AGAIN
    POSSIBLE SODOMY IN TROUBLE TOWN
    POETS WITH FREE TIME
    COUNTING SYLLABLES
    DIVERS IN SKIN SUITS
    COUNTING SYLLABLES
    DAVID LETTERMAN WITH SYLLABLES FROM GRADESCHOOL
    BORN WITHOUT PUBIC HAIR
    HE NEVER SHOWERED AFTER GYM
    IN ART CLASS HE GLUED HAIR ON KEN DOLLS
    THIS TROUBLED THE MATH INSTRUCTOR
    WHO ALWAYS HAD SYLLABLES IN HIS SHIRT POCKET
    HE KNEW ALL ABOUT SODOMY AND DRUMS AT NIGHT
    HOW THE NASCAR DRIVERS SPIT SYLLABLES IN THE WIND

  4. I agree – these are not tilus but you seem to have created your own form, and I love the overall title — 35 second syllables.

    1. Hey Bjorn, I apologies in advance for me writing this piece. I was just simply following the examples that were written on the prompt topic. This was my very first time writing anything like this. It was a challenge for me and I learn from my mistakes. So again I’m truly sorry.

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