A friend named language taught me how to speak martian

 

Actual theory estimates 1,000 Transmittable pork chops.
I struggle to blow undistinguished numbers –
my tablet phonetic stubborn mind, reminds me
of Simon Cowell.
There are no rules for human language.
Gary Glitter makes his last debut in space sexy charge 3-D.
between two worlds bares a sex system bee inhalation.
Justin Bieber sounds like a cute racist non-human unicorn.
Different cultures acoustically utter balloon-cakes,
simply by defaming the antagonist –
who produced one racist video nationwide.
Auditory takes long showers; visual incoherent hogwash
drowns my tongue from the state of Ohio.
Obama might possibly start a language graphic process
that’s made of Russia dialect and natural whistling signs.
Reaction rebuilds spoken GM motors –
particularly the switch human report west spectrogram.
Oral dependency applauded
wave encoded linguistics can cure an illustrated secondary general media concept.
US symbols may show mankind how neurological cognitive English heads might solve our vowels from this economic pill popping pimple.
The Taliban Commanders love vasoline
and T.V. guides.
Asia & Bergdahl made some steamy hot body making Hollywood Sexual-Abuse.
Apollo governs the moon set studio,
Slender Man sneezes 3 last syllables for conspiracy planet.
Kids don’t speak real earth Language anymore –
Say, did Demi Lovato finally unveil the truth
about Alien Google Camel Mermaids?

 

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10 thoughts on “A friend named language taught me how to speak martian

  1. SIMON COWELL WAS CONCERNED WITH YOUR VERBAL CONSTIPATION
    DRY AND HARDENED WORDS ARE OFTEN THE SOURCE OF THE GRIPS
    AN UNCOMFORTABLE CONDITION AFTER CONSUMING 1000 PORK CHOPS
    COUNTABLE OR UNCOUNTABLE—-PORK CHOPS POSSIBLY FROM CHINA
    LAST WEEK IT WAS EMBRYONIC MOTHER ORIGIN, THIS WEEK PORK CHOPS
    THERE SEEMS NO END TO THE ANTICS OF CHARLIE ZERO, BOSS MAN 2014
    JUSTIN BIEBER SHOWED HIS BALLOON-CAKES ON FLORIDA TELEVISION
    GUYS IN JAIL EMPLOYED EXTERNAL MANIPULATIONS THINKING OF HIM
    PARANOID FRENZY AND FLUTE-PLAYING OFTEN ENDING IN CELEBRATION
    GUARDS WITH BUZZERS WERE WAVING THEIR ARMS IN A SILENT MOVIE
    INMATES FROM OHIO WERE TRYING TO DROWN THEIR TONGUES
    WHILE PLUMBERS WERE VERY UPSET, THE DRAINS FOUND IT EXCITING
    THEY FEARED DEPENDENCY, MARRIED DRAINS WANTED IT ANONYMOUSLY
    LENGTHY AND VIGOROUS ACTION, SECONDARY GLANDS PUMPING
    GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW THE PIPES CAN SWEAT, SEXUAL DEVIL DEW
    GOOD LUCK PASSING YOUR NEXT VEHICLE, MAY IT ROCKET OUT !!!

    1. SIMON COWELL CHOPS HIS SILENT ACTION BALLOON-CAKES
      AND POSSIBLY HIS OWN MOVIE –
      INMATE SECONDARY GLAND WAS FROM CONCERNED CHINA –
      LAST FLORIDA OHIO PUMPING
      GOD TELEVISION WEEK
      GUYS WERE ONLY TRYING TO KNOW THEIR OPEN VERBAL JAIL CONSTIPATION
      DRY EMBRYONIC EMPLOYED –
      DROWN THE MOTHER EXTERNAL PIPE HARDENED ORIGIN MANIPULATION TONGUE
      WHILE WORDS AND THINKING PLUMBERS SWEAT
      SEXUAL PORK PARANOIDS THE DEVIL’S CHOP FRENZY UPSET DEW
      A SOURCE OF NO FLUTE-PLAYING DRAINS PASSING THE END
      OFTEN FOUND YOUR GRIPS ENDING THE NEXT UNCOMFORTABLE EXCITEMENT –
      THE VEHICLE CONDITION ANTICS CELEBRATES –
      GUARDS FEAR THE DEPENDENCY OF CONSUMING CHARLIE ZERO –
      BUZZER MARRIED ROCKETS AT 1,000 WAVING WANTED CHOPS
      COUNTABLE MEN AND THEIR 2014 ANONYMOUSLY ARMS
      JUSTIN BIEBER HAS SHOWED HIS TRUE RACIST VIGOROUS FEELINGS.

  2. Hey multiplemichael has got the grove, scarfing down green eggs & spam while wearing a aluminum foil helmet, with a metal coat hanger antenna, unlike me who actually drove a fucking buttercup yellow Pinto balls to the wall at 3 in the a.m. in 1983, & actually saw a UFO at one block away, thought it was a water tower until I saw the colored streaming lights, the bright search lights, & no windows, no stanchions–& at 100 naked yards, in the blink of an eye, without fuss or noise, it took off, passing over white sand dunes all the way to the horizon 12 miles away mid-blink. I learned to speak shit-your-pants 101, & keep-your-mouth-shut 201 right after that; this shit really happened, part of my metaphysical awakening, my remembering of past lives, my tuning in to the particles of free-floating truth still fist-fucking the desert night air, my piece of the cosmic jam.

  3. ha i might see if i can solve some vowels…i dont think i can translate bieber, he is on a different plane of existence from me…and i dont trust politicians words, they twist language more than us poets do….lol, but if i hear let it go one more time demi lovato may need never write another song i would be happy…happier than 3D insterstellar sex.

  4. ha – some kids have developed their own language – and some politiiians as well… and who can really understand it… sometimes martian language would come in handy…

  5. Ha, I think I am finally beginning to GET your poetry. One phrase within your poem says it all, and that is “There are no rules for human language.” But as for Slender Man, this phenomenum frightens me much more than something like 1000 Transmittable Pork Chops. Justin Bieber is another story, but I think he has already learned how to speak martian, so he is ahead of the game.

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