Dadaism is Dead

 

Dadaism makes Flarf feel funny
it pretends to be tragic and wacky.
You call that a poem?
Let me bust a pair of bones and strait-jacket Madonna’s.
Me don’t speak mainstream obese pancakes.
Whatever happen to that psyche octopus?
Anti-art 2014 makes me urinate a bag of skittles
did you taste the apple flavor?
Normally I use Degree for men it brings peace to the Middle East.
Protesting your right in the U.S.A is crass
Poetry itself dresses like a nurse without gay couple’s.
Human dignity reminds me of a prostitute computer nerd.
Dada has got the looks but no grass to smoke with Jim Morrison
I once adopted a hungry hungry hippo
it went berserk after watching Clark gables mustache.
Tonight My Bush Hologram might solve the mystery
behind Napoleon dynamite and his jerry curl astronaut.

 

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35 thoughts on “Dadaism is Dead

  1. i have been looking for the psyche octopus!!!! if you have a hologram of Bush….well…i guess i wont judge…ha…it will probably declare war on the hippo….more Degree for world peace…if i pissed skittles i might start some nasty habits…fat pancakes w/ boisenberry syrup…yes, you are.

  2. You know there is something to be said for not speaking mainstream. And yes, I agree dadaism is dead….but when will it bring peace to the Middle East??

  3. I know you still love flarf and mixing the two can be like: Poetry itself dresses like a nurse without gay couple’s, or even an obese pancakes ~

  4. You cracked me up from start to finish. Love these parts:

    “Let me bust a pair of bones and strait-jacket Madonna’s.
    Me don’t speak mainstream obese pancakes.”

    “makes me urinate a bag of skittles”

  5. haha…funny dada…i’m commenting dada just for fun not for puns because I sortathinkthiswayanyway.

    Tragedians need skittles for rainbows to fall out their holes which are naturally black and somewhat comically pancake like their makeup which cakes their pores (tiny but necessary) so that have enough breath to sustain their Shakespearean majestic bones (not boners) and to play opposite the singer in the bustiér. Poets love lines ribbon-gay and couple(t)ed so it’s good you’ve got DEGree because there aren’t that many between you, me, Yeats, Frost, and e.e. so let’s make a pact that we will fill the stars with brighter words than hot and let them fizzle drizzle down the month of July where all the anniversaries start and stop.

    1. Tragedians their singer,
      between hot need pores in you and skittles drying up the blisters.
      let them rainbow Poets Frost fizzle
      and drizzle the fallen lines.
      ribbon-gay e had enough month holes to breath 12 couple’s
      let’s watch July make ed feel Shakespearean –
      majestic anniversaries somewhat start to comically fill the pancake DEGree
      stop the stars do the makeup play –
      eventually the brighter the opposites collide the better words make me eat hot cake buns.

      1. THE ONLY TRUE TRAGEDIANS ARE EDUCATED PEOPLE WHO STAND AROUND
        IN A WHITE ROOM IN THE HOSPITAL WAITING TO HELP DELIVER BABIES
        OUR EYES ARE INADEQUATE TO VIEW SUCH SIGHTS
        WE LACK THE PHILOSOPHICAL ABILITY TO INTRODUCE
        ANOTHER MONSTER-HUMAN INTO THE WORLD
        THEN WE PRAY TO THE CLOUDS
        THAT IT WON’T BE A MONSTER
        PLEASE LITTLE ONE, DON’T EAT FLESH !
        BUT SO OFTEN ONE FINDS WARM BLOOD IN THE BABY BOTTLE
        THEN ANIMAL PUREE AND TINY INFANT CHICKENS ON THE PLATE
        MAY BE CANNIBALISM IS ONLY AN ISOLATED ENDEAVOR IN YOUTH

  6. Dada has got the looks but no grass to smoke with Jim Morrisonk… ha… you might be right… still it had quite some influence while it was alive – and lives on in its fragements..

  7. CHARLIE ZERO, YOU ARE ALL THE CONTRADICTIONS OF EXISTENCE
    HAND-COLORED WITH CRAYONS
    73 FLARF POETS WAIT IN THE WOODS
    PLAGUED WITH THOUGHTS OF YOUR NEW DISCOVERIES
    BOHEMIAN CHARLIE FROM THE ARCADE
    ENDOWED WITH PSYCHOLOGY AND ANGUISH
    THE MAN OF MORE PORTALS THAN SWISS CHEESE
    GUARDIANS CONSTANTLY OPPOSE ANY ARTISTIC ASPIRATIONS
    THE HEDONIST’S DREAM-BUBBLE YOU FLOATED AROUND IN
    RELATIVES KNEW YOU READ A LOT, A SOLITARY READER
    HEAVY EMPHASIS ON NUDITY AND SEXUAL LICENSE
    YOU ALWAYS SAID THAT GOD GAVE YOU GOOD ARGONAUTS
    IF PERSUASION GAINS ACCESS, OUR CURIOSITY FEELS THE NEED
    I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DADAISM, IT IS NOT COMMON

    1. MULTIPLEMICHAEL, YOU ARE ALL THE CONTRADICTIONS OF EXISTENCE
      HAND-COLORED WITH CRAYONS
      73 FLARF POETS WAIT IN THE WOODS
      PLAGUED WITH THOUGHTS OF YOUR NEW DISCOVERIES
      BOHEMIAN MULTIPLEMICHAEL FROM THE ARCADE
      ENDOWED WITH PSYCHOLOGY AND ANGUISH
      THE MAN OF MORE PORTALS THAN SWISS CHEESE
      GUARDIANS CONSTANTLY OPPOSE ANY ARTISTIC ASPIRATIONS
      THE HEDONIST’S DREAM-BUBBLE YOU FLOATED AROUND IN
      RELATIVES KNEW YOU READ A LOT, A SOLITARY READER
      HEAVY EMPHASIS ON NUDITY AND SEXUAL LICENSE
      YOU ALWAYS SAID THAT GOD GAVE YOU GOOD ARGONAUTS
      IF PERSUASION GAINS ACCESS, OUR CURIOSITY FEELS THE NEED
      I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DADAISM, IT IS NOT COMMON

  8. Me don’t speak mainstream obese pancakes either – much prefer cakes or ice-cream!
    Great fun, this poem, the other line I really love is:
    Dada has got the looks but no grass to smoke with Jim Morrison

  9. “Dadaism makes Flarf feel funny
    it pretends to be tragic and wacky.
    You call that a poem?”
    My feelings exactly – confusion and chaos, insanity and weirdness, Flarf and I have lots in common.

  10. Me don’t speak mainstream obese pancakes.
    Whatever happen to that psyche octopus?

    Dada has got the looks but no grass to smoke with Jim Morrison

    Pure brilliance. I wish I’d had a third hand to write my thoughts at work today – two for typing emails and editing documents, a third (left) hand to scrawl the real stuff. It would have been of this ilk, CZ!!

  11. NO COMMENT FROM GLENN BUTTKUS ?
    I JUST SAW HIM IN SUMNER AT THE RHUBARB PIE EVENT
    HE SAID THAT HE WAS TIRED OF PLAYING AN AMBASSADORIAL ROLE
    IN OUR HOMOGENIZED GUGGENHEIM BUTTCRACK WORLD
    FUNNY HOW DISPARITY IN SIZE
    OVERCOMES MULTIDIMENSIONAL INTELLECT
    DADA IS HAPPENING NOW—NOT IN THE IRREMEDIABLE PAST
    IT IS POSSIBLE TO PARTICIPATE AS A LIVING PERSON

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