Kazakhstan, Sorry Borat but I’m not fond
of your food dishes like Beşbarmaq,
they are completely racist against
Democratic Republic of the Congo –
nothing beats Moambe sauce
than racially discriminating against Pakistan’s Biryani;
it looks like diarrhea soup,
oh! Wait? That’s my face.
Venezuela builds wars out of Lego toys
should Nicaragua cook Gallo pinto with pubic hair bombs?
I see a new Hollywood movie in the making.
Iraq, my apologies madam for staring
at your exquisite rack…I must’ve ate too much Masgouf.
Belgium prepares the best Moules-frites,
shit! I feel like watching Austin Powers now.
Singapore, okay I’m not a marine biologist
but you’re country is having way too much sex
and eating lots of Chilli Crabs,
make sure you go get a check up from the doctors;
hopefully it’s not an STD.
Puerto Ricans love dancing to Ricky Martins
Livin’ la Vida Loca – and no I’m not crazy just eccentric.
New Zealand & Iran – what can I say about these two;
first – I don’t eat Bacon and egg pie,
second – I never ran from anything in my entire life
expect me being chased by baby pimps.
Jamaica Rest in Peace Bob Marley,
Thailand well, I can’t wear a tie to an interview genius
I think I’ll just hang out with a thousand Island dressing.
Vietnamese cook the best bun Bo;
Does anyone want to watch Full Metal Jacket?
Mexico and their tacos…they taste magically delicious.
What about Turkey? Well, It’s ironic I’m a vegan for Christ sake.
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