I’m too high for me
to train a metallic wind.
Before Don Knotts,
there we’re Dino-hippies
trying to eat watermelon cinema.
We shot the king pope
with a can of flowers
and some ginger bread shine. Amen!
© Charlie Zero and Bozo the clown killed Mr. funny Nose, 2014. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Charlie Zero and Bozo the clown killed Mr. funny Nose with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.
I am not sure how watermelon cinema would taste. Perhaps the Dino-hippies have a view. I bet the king pope would have considered them a treat. Too bad he died. Amen.
The Dino-hippies follow Charles Manson views on carrot sticks and LSD.
One invariably finds metallic winds in watermelon cinema, that & the fucking seeds of discontent; any poem that has Don Knotts in it is jake with me.
Metallic winds have visited mount-Everest. They sold their spirits to Darth Vader.
THE BIG QUESTION: WAS BOZO A HOMO SAPIEN ?
EVOLUTIONARY PSYCHOLOGISTS
CONSTANTLY SPRAY THEIR EYES
WITH HOLY WATER
PONDERING THAT QUESTION
THE EVOLUTION OF CONSCIOUSNESS
LIKE A TRAIN WITHOUT TRACKS
(HISTORY, THE ONLY TRUE TRAIN WITHOUT TRACKS)
JUDEO-CHRISTIAN BLACK PEOPLE STEALING THE METAL
THE LURID CARNIVAL OF WHITE PEOPLE
AND THEIR SCIENCE
MAKING DVDS OF THE BLACK FOLKS STEALING THE TRACKS
CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR IS THE NUMBER ONE SPORT IN AMERICA
ISAAC ASIMOV AND DON KNOTTS SHARE THAT OPINION
MURDER HAS TAKEN ROOT IN OUR DEGENERATE WORLD
LIKE AN INFECTIOUS BACILLUS, STRANGERS ARE DESTROYING AMERICA
NOT PEOPLE WHO LOST FAMILY FIGHTING IN WORLD WARS
NOT PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR CRUMBS TO BUILD OUR NATION
BUT RATHER, PEOPLE TOO LAZY TO SPEAK ENGLISH
THOSE PEOPLE ARE THE REASON BOZO KILLED IN TOTAL ERROR
HE WAS CONVINCED THAT HE WAS CARRYING OUT A DIVINELY ORDAINED DEED
HE FAILED TO UNDERSTAND THAT LIFE IS IN CONTINUOUS TRANSFORMATION
TODAY MELTS INTO TOMORROW—SODOMY MAY FEEL BETTER THEN
EMUS AND OSTRICHES IN YOUR BACKYARD
SHAME ON YOU, CHARLIE !!!
WHAT’S NEXT ? (PENGUINS AND ICY COOL LUBE ?)
FLARF IS TRYING TO TURN YOU INTO A STEREOTYPE
THE GATEKEEPERS ARE SAYING WEIRD THINGS ABOUT YOU
THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO OBAMA ABOUT HIS MICROSCOPIC PEE-PEE
YOU’RE SO COLOR-SENSITIVE— WHY ARE YOU AFRAID ?
TALK ABOUT GENDER OR COLOR AND YOU HEAD FOR THE MOUTHWASH
INESCAPABLE LIMITS IN OUR LIFE: PRISONHOUSE AND DEATH
“YOU LIKES THEM SNATCHES OF LANGUAGE”
I JUST BID ON EBAY FOR AN ELEVATOR THAT TAKES ONE TO TANTRIC BLISS
THE SEXUAL PENITENTIARY IS UNDER RENOVATION, I’M ON PAID LEAVE
I MISS THE CONCRETE AND TONGUE TROOPERS
I DON’T MISS THE SMELL OF URINE
REMEMBER HOW YOUR BIRTHDAY CARDS ALWAYS SAID,
“HAVE A HAPPY CHINESE FIRE DRILL” ?
WHAT THE HELL DID THAT MEAN ?
I GUESS LANGUAGES CHANGE
ADULT DIAPERS AND UNINTENDED POETRY
POETRY ON URINE
REMEMBER THE CARDS ALWAYS SAY; SEXUAL PENITENTIARY?
SMELL TO WHAT?
I ONCE CHANGED ADULT TONGUE TO FIERY EBAY.
IS TODAY YOUR BIRTHDAY LANGUAGES?
I GUESS I’LL JUST BID ON PAYING THE TROOPERS.
UNINTENDED HAPPINESS BLISS –
HELL DOESN’T RENOVATE THE CONCRETE CHINESE THEATERS.
IS DEATH MADE OF MOUTHWASH INESCAPABLE?
YOUR LANGUAGE TO ME IS PEE-PEE.
FLARF STANDS FOR STEREOTYPE COLORS.
SO YOUR SAYING THAT LIFE IS TRYING TO GENDER THE GATEKEEPERS?
MICROSCOPIC OSTRICHES SHARE A PRISON-HOUSE
WITH WEIRDOS.
WHY SHOULD OBAMA LIMIT HIS PENGUINS
AND SNATCH THEM FOR CHARLIE?
SHAME ON DEATH
SHAME ON EMUS
CONVINCED BY DEEDS
HE WHO SHALL NOT SPEAK SHOULD ORDAINED INFECTIOUS FAMILY.
ENGLISH REASONS ARE BETTER IN ERRORS.
TRANSFORMATION TODAY IS A TOTAL NATION BACILLUS.
LIFE FOR PEOPLE MELTS CONTINUOUS IN THE ROOT OF AMERICA.
LAZY PEOPLE IN ENGLISH DEGENERATE IN CARRYING TOO MUCH TOMORROW.—SODOMY HAS BUILT PEOPLE DIVINELY.
WARS MURDERING STRANGERS BESIDE A LOST TIME MACHINE HISTORY.
MURDERING STRANGERS BESIDE A TIME MACHINE
BOY, THAT MAKES ONE HAVE ANCIENT MEMORIES
SLAUGHTERING MEN NOT CONTAMINATED BY FEMININE FOLK
CUT OFF THEIR TESTES TO MAKE A VITALIZING STEW
EUROPEANS IN BLACK HATS
CLAD IN BLACK ROBES
DESCENDING FROM WOODEN SHIPS
ENGULFED IN ENTHUSIAMS FOR MODERNISM
THE CULT OF MANHOOD HAD ARRIVED IN AMERICA
LOOK OUT, ABNORMAL DEPRAVITY WAS IN TOWN
THE SUBTLETIES OF MIND WERE GONNA BE EXPLORED
EVERYONE DESPERATE TO SODOMIZE HUMANITY
SHARES DVDS IN THE SPORTS BLACK SPRAY.
EVOLUTIONARY BOZO’S WE’RE WHITE PIG PSYCHOLOGISTS.
CONSTANTLY FEEDING ON THEIR CARNIVAL LURID PEOPLE.
WITHOUT DON KNOTTS – PEOPLE’S TRUE CONSCIOUSNESS;
WOULD LOOK LIKE HOMO HOLY WATER.
PONDERING AS TO WHETHER TO STEAL DUST TRACKS
OR, DISCOVERING JUDO-CHRISTIAN AS EVIL METAL GODS.
969 NUMBER IN THE EYES OF SCIENCE –
MAKING FOLKS DO THE BIG TRAIN BEHAVIORAL CRIMINAL SAPIENS.
I am sorry, Charliezero1, but your piece of thing says nothing.
I appreciate your comment. However, there are no rules when it comes down to writing poetry.
Some people put meaning into it, and other’s don’t. It’s a matter of experimenting and letting go of yourself with your artistic freedom. In poetry there is no right or wrong answer, it just is.
I am sorry too if this piece meant nothing. But if you would’ve read my “Bio” first, then you would’ve understood my work better.
You make the world a better place. 🙂
ONE MUST GAZE AT THE POETRY OF CHARLIE ZERO
POSSIBLY APPROACH IT
MAKE GUESSES
MEASURE IT AGAINST OTHER POETRY
GOSSIP ABOUT IT
HAVE EROTIC THOUGHTS ABOUT SHERLOCK HOLMES
HAVE NEUROTIC THOUGHTS ABOUT SHERLOCK HOLMES
ASK MULTIPLEMICHAEL TO SAY, “SNAPSHOTS IN A SHOEBOX”
A HYPOTHETICAL PHASE OF POETRY
THE FORCES AND MOTIONS OF CHARLIE ZERO
WE MUST NEVER DENY HIS COMPLEXITY
HIS WORK DOES NOT SUPPRESS EVIDENCE
HE IS NOT AFRAID OF AN ACCURATE LIE-DETECTOR
OTHER POETS ARE ICE-VEINED LIARS
ONE OF HIS POEMS CAUSED WILLIAM O. DOUGLAS TO HAVE A STROKE
THE WORDS SEEM MISCALIBRATED—-BUT THEY ARE NOT !!!
IN THE WEIRDEST OF WAYS, HE SEEKS THE TRUTH
FORGET THE LAMENTATIONS AND WAILINGS
HAIL THE KING BEFORE HE CROAKS
BLESS WOODY ALLEN’S STICKY FINGER
SORRY ABOUT THE WOODY ALLEN STICKY FINGER COMMENT
EMPTY-HANDED WOODY—THE SHYSTER OF HOLLYWOOD
SORT OF AN UNFOLDING OF HIS PRISON LAUNDRY
EXCRUCIATING PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT
INCONTINENCE PADS
A GIANT PAIR OF SCISSORS
SPECIAL TAPE
HOLDS SECURE EVEN WHEN WET
FEAR SWEAT FROM OCTOPUS-LIKE PORES
SELL ORGANS FOR TRANSPLANTATION
SELL ORPHANS FOR ORGANS
PRISON BAR HEALTHCARE
LOWER-INCOME PEOPLE
DENIED LIFESAVING PROCEDURES
GAS-GUZZLING ADMINISTRATORS
PURCHASE COFFEE-TABLE BOOKS OF FLARF
ASTRONOMICALLY EXPENSIVE POETRY
READ IT AND WEEP
EVERY WORD IS OPTIMAL
IT SOUNDS DODGY
7000 TESTS VALIDATE IT
*cough up a small-motor poem today
*woody allen had to take a test for sticky finger dexterity
TO RESPOND WITH DISPLEASURE
FLARF OFTEN ESCAPES BASIC BRAIN MAKEUP
25 CENT WORDS ARE CARICATURES
FLARF NEVER GETS MENTIONED AT THANKSGIVING DINNER
TOPICS OF CONVERSATION ARE HANDPICKED
NOTHING CAN REDUCE THE PAIN
THEY PUMP TOXIC CHEMICALS IN THE TURKEY NECK JOINT
NERVE ENDINGS JUMP AND SPIT AND SMELL LIKE NEWBORNS
CHARLIE ZERO IS VERY CLOSELY LINKED TO SOCIAL TENDENCIES
MAINSTREAM ON WORDPRESS—HOME OF THE DEVALUATION
SMALL, TINY POETS—INALTERABLE
DIXIE CUPS OF LOVE
MAKES ONE WANT TO ABANDON ALL PRETENSE TO AN AVERAGE LIFE
SPECIAL SCHOOL BUSES FOR THE SCHOOL OF FLARF
BUSES WITH VULGAR MAN PARTS
LIKE BULLS NAKED AT THE FAIR
———————————————–
NO ILLUSORY LONG-RANGE GOALS AT THE FLARF SCHOOL
THE WAY THINGS OUGHT TO BE ARE NEVER GONNA BE
SELF-SUFFICIENCY IN A WANG-DANG-DOODLE WORLD
HEAVY LEAVES ON FRAGILE STEMS
*the first thing they teach you—do not trust language
We may have shot the king pope but we seem to have a much better one instead. Let’s make sure we don’t shoot him.
gimme a front row seat to the watermelon cinema… if the seeds are life-sized they’ll be put to good use
Hope there’s real watermelon at the cinema. Otherwise, I won’t go, especially not if Don Knotts in involved in any of this.
And I’m not high enough to decipher your poem, Charlie Zero 1, but I’m glad the King Pope was only shot with canned flowers…no harm done there. Amen!
ah the king popes have too much power anyway, its a church & state thing…no or…thus why the flowers do them in…the natural world beat the unnatural world hands down…now tell that to bozo the clown.
To train a metallic wind – this imagery struck me Charlie ~ My inspiration came from my vacation travel as I am currently in Florida ~ Have a good week ~
Mmmm…ginger-bread shine…
gingerbread and watermelon cinema…. ha…i like
Watermelon cinema – gotta love those hippos
Surreal! Ace 🙂
may be only dino hippies could enjoy watermelon cinema and hope that such racist clowns who made those are non-existent now…degrading themselves to the lowest level..o my…and whenever i think of gingerbread that greedy fox comes to my mind…so how could gingerbread shine i wonder.. …i really enjoyed the thought provoking lines though not sure if i got all that right…