My Galaxy Ass Pickle Goes Ring!!! Ring!!! (A Bizarro Fiction Story)

Welcome to the year 3000 century asshole sponge.
Home of the raving Dickclaw phlegm Island Venus tramp –
A limbo civilization known as “Nazi Mermaid Bananas”,
have invaded human scalp dandruff
for no apparent reason.
Actually, the last part isn’t true.
The nazi mermaid bananas
want to destroy a billion colonies
of astronomy penis-pumps.
The Nazi mermaids need allies to join their quest;
Introducing ‘Microsoft diarrhea granny
and hemorrhoid fuck-face jolly.
Two of the most important shitty colonels
of all time…
If the colony penis-pumps want mass orgy war
then we shall use our secret weapon.
I give you the hologram nipple beater blaster.
This weapon of choice will completely
wipe out those androturnius cunt flappers.
Making you feel glamour’s, sporty
and a hint to spicing your lifestyle –
Here in the galactic hood,
an old belly fucktard plays
his classic hit song called:
‘Deadly bacterial jams
and legging panty-hoes.’
Surfing through the galaxy
of shit-stain orbital crust,
the colony penis-pumps
have been wiped out of their allergy existence.
This history scrotum wisdom
has taught Nazi mermaid
and his two dumb-faced masturbators
all about the war on planet asshole sponge.

Say, Mr. Nazi mermaid can you turn around
and bent over?
Why for? Said; Mr. Nazi Mermaid.
So that I can shake your anal-intestine hands,
said; the hemorrhoid fuck-face jolly.
Why sure, but I must warn you of something.
My sweet stench may cause serious ejaculation
in the toes, elbows, & armpits.
So hemorrhoid fuck-face jolly shook his anal intestine hands
and nothing happen.
Mind if I shake your anal hands? Said; Microsoft diarrhea granny.
Sure! As Microsoft diarrhea granny
shook Mr. Nazi mermaid anal hands
a huge wave of mysterious things
possibly thongs or g-strings flicked an idea
into Microsoft diarrhea granny.
What is it? Said; Mr. Nazi Mermaid
My ovaries grew epiphanies
they are teaching me how puberty
can go against libidos and snack-shops.
I’ll say this though;
War got me to make the holidays go chee chee
in this modern day nostril universe vagina.

© Charlie Zero and My Galaxy Ass Pickle Goes Ring!!! Ring!!!, 2014. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Charlie Zero and My Galaxy Ass Pickle Goes Ring!!! Ring!!! with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Shattered in scorpion illusions

Pink is black
covered in lime goo bullets.
Blue is white
touching reflections which give you imperfection.
Red is Yellow
pick your scabs, peel them off,
and eat the polymer cotton data.
Purple is Grey
Gods metallic mouth
signals the end of social transmission.
Orange is Green
tear a hole in your abdomen
and pull out the clouds organs.
Brown is Silver
lick 2 question marks in each hand;
all you’re answers will dissolve like hurricane quicksand.

© Charlie Zero and Shattered in scorpion illusions, 2014. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Charlie Zero and Shattered in scorpion illusions with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.