Welcome to the year 3000 century asshole sponge.
Home of the raving Dickclaw phlegm Island Venus tramp –
A limbo civilization known as “Nazi Mermaid Bananas”,
have invaded human scalp dandruff
for no apparent reason.
Actually, the last part isn’t true.
The nazi mermaid bananas
want to destroy a billion colonies
of astronomy penis-pumps.
The Nazi mermaids need allies to join their quest;
Introducing ‘Microsoft diarrhea granny
and hemorrhoid fuck-face jolly.
Two of the most important shitty colonels
of all time…
If the colony penis-pumps want mass orgy war
then we shall use our secret weapon.
I give you the hologram nipple beater blaster.
This weapon of choice will completely
wipe out those androturnius cunt flappers.
Making you feel glamour’s, sporty
and a hint to spicing your lifestyle –
Here in the galactic hood,
an old belly fucktard plays
his classic hit song called:
‘Deadly bacterial jams
and legging panty-hoes.’
Surfing through the galaxy
of shit-stain orbital crust,
the colony penis-pumps
have been wiped out of their allergy existence.
This history scrotum wisdom
has taught Nazi mermaid
and his two dumb-faced masturbators
all about the war on planet asshole sponge.
Say, Mr. Nazi mermaid can you turn around
and bent over?
Why for? Said; Mr. Nazi Mermaid.
So that I can shake your anal-intestine hands,
said; the hemorrhoid fuck-face jolly.
Why sure, but I must warn you of something.
My sweet stench may cause serious ejaculation
in the toes, elbows, & armpits.
So hemorrhoid fuck-face jolly shook his anal intestine hands
and nothing happen.
Mind if I shake your anal hands? Said; Microsoft diarrhea granny.
Sure! As Microsoft diarrhea granny
shook Mr. Nazi mermaid anal hands
a huge wave of mysterious things
possibly thongs or g-strings flicked an idea
into Microsoft diarrhea granny.
What is it? Said; Mr. Nazi Mermaid
My ovaries grew epiphanies
they are teaching me how puberty
can go against libidos and snack-shops.
I’ll say this though;
War got me to make the holidays go chee chee
in this modern day nostril universe vagina.
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