Mr. Bean Confesses win win to a sports bra blimp (A Flarf Poem)

Dwarves made big disaster on a woman’s 2014 spinach
what a bunch of winners.
Dwarves could Inbred other winners
as long as their future is exit.
Are we still losers (race-mixing
in Conan O’Brien’s Moral consensual Pee-wee Herman 1989)?

My sweater is the color
of yellow, does that make me a loser or a winner?
Oh! I don’t know it’s just life.

I’m a product of generation difficult election elves day.
You see most elves would agree
that I am a Fascist confessing loser on Sports.
With winners & all, the deadbeat natural elves
sometimes are crowned as Dickhead Misanthropic.

Birdman is a total fucken loser
just like Beavis & Butt-Head who are proclaimed winners.
Mr. Bean Rules Gotham city
just by him alone making noises like “oh oh spaghetti o”.
Mr. Bean is an Asshole
but a huge Prohibitionist Extremely Political complexity.

Women who are against
big Marijuana Oprah winfrey have now discovered science.
A super win! Win! For you!
Mr. Election thinks congress is boring
so I thought I piss on all the valid polls in cursive writing
Saying; happy birthday you sorry ass winners!


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13 thoughts on “Mr. Bean Confesses win win to a sports bra blimp (A Flarf Poem)

  1. Well, personally I think that anyone who dares to wear a yellow sweater is automatically a winner…and I am hoping to see the movie “Birdman” at some point, and I guess then I will find out if it is a winner or a loser. And I think many would agree with Mr. Election. Smiles.

  2. i think congress is certainly boring…not a fan of theirs..ha. mr bean rocks though…and i am much more dwarf than elf…gimme a cave any day…hold the beavis and butthead…though it does show intelligent design…maybe….rock the yellow…i will wear solar yellow in a heartbeat….winnah!

  3. I like the random political satire flarf poem ~ Our local elections for once were not boring as we kicked out Ford brothers from their seats ~ Have a good week Charlie ~

    1. I wanted to make a humorous satire statement with this poem.
      Entertaining, fun, and a crazy imagination for everyone to digest.

      Glad you liked.

      People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.

      ~Robin Williams

  4. BIRDMAN, as a film, is & will be a winner, but the character is trying not to be a loser, or remain one, at least in the eyes of his neglected daughter. Mr. Bean is not smart enough to be an asshole, closer to being an idiot clown, a cross between Tati’s Mr. Hulot & Pee Wee Herman, when he is not being caught masturbating in public; elected officials, like cops are arrogant assholes who have not a shred of honor, & would not recognize the truth if it bit them in the balls.

  5. Culture is an amazing misfit of humans in nature..

    and yes to dismiss it with satire is to know

    to dismiss it as real…

    And to diss it is all the more fun…

    to escape it and truly have


  6. I’ve always loved your titles and the surreal quality of your poems. But I had to laugh out loud at:
    My sweater is the color
    of yellow, does that make me a loser or a winner?
    Oh! I don’t know it’s just life.

  7. Well anyone brave enough to wear a yellow sweater is a winner to me. Sometimes the idea of a winner or loser has to be where we are at any one time in the universe. Lots to think about in this poem.

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