An alien fiend epidermis
covers religion with Campbell soup.
Lady Gaga teaches teens
about period age hair drama fashion.
Hair on skin grows overlapping Hotel 6,
Oh! Yes! 80’s hair was his Maniac.
He-Man styles his historical hair
with pink swords, Froot Loops, & Mentos the fresh maker.
Albert Einstein was the first mammal human
to have never gotten Goosebumps.
Isn’t that amazing?!
I wonder if Tina Turner still blow dries her intergalactic fur.
Bob Marley brought peace to dreadlocks.
Zack dela rocha brought war to squid-like tentacles on scalp.
OMG! You’re hair isss sooo corrupted.
Have you tried ‘Head & Shoulders’? Pantene Pro-V?
I’m betting my money that Jesus pubic region needs
some hair spa treatment.
OMG! Like I think I just sin.
I hope hell has some hair salons
because Mr. Lucifer needs to have his A-hole trimmed.
Can I get an Amen?
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