Our government has secretly told us –
that the scrotum files
are hidden away from the fart propagators.
Do you really want to know
who assassinated Gandhi?
Stop convincing yourself it was Neil Armstrong.
The culprit Buffalo Bill…
If you ask him to strip for you –
he’ll predict the morning after pill.
Congress has passed a law –
requiring all poets
to take part in sexual handshake eclipse
& Nike commercials.
God never washes his own hands
before masturbating with thunder.
Why do you think it always rains?
You don’t mix Calvin Klein with Hitler;
it’s just too fierce and glamour’s.
Hollywood elected Roman Polanski
to be the next shoe salesmen
for Honey-nut cheerios.
Al Bundy’s feet –
the temple odor mushroom drug.
Once you sniff its aroma jury –
you’ll get transfixed on peppermint stogies.
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