Ron Jeremy’s Full Blown Robot

January 26, 2016January 26, 2016 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 36 Comments

Private & shiny
Ron Jeremy
and his full blown robot
celebrate diabetic gold day,
pepto bismol seems culturally predictable.

Solar-blueberry coquette
traveled through the wonder years.

I’ll tell you a story,
once rainbow republican man
tried to screen search my nails.

The reason after all
troubled Mr. Fed Savage.

Oh, Tinky Winky, gay star
holidays of Russian bouquet.

Christ drinks his matrimony semen,
Protein, a good source
of religious declaration.

Lady Gaga fashions herself
as a stuffed rotten piñata.

What we’re the empty sophistry like?

My karma smells awful…
here take a whiff…

Achoo!!! Gesundheit!

Thank you.

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As They Boiled the Cows Adjective

January 21, 2016January 21, 2016 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 111 Comments

Death foams cups
Father knew.

Olympus pink she shapes –
your reproductive mysteries
resemble midnight onanism.

Satiety askance, Libra when.
That hence seconds bossa nova.
Wisdom deflates choreography cineaste.

Nemea shepherds sun.
Centaur Broadway
desired another ghost market.
The older one’s fled earth –
Gaia poet
Gemini of slink.

Sinsemilla mints, stinky halandook,
Squint 5 abandon fiascos.

Themis dimensionless
Jupiter vermell the splintered bull,
borrowed separation
from the birds’ gel,
crab and spirituality,
three, two, one, Siamese illusions.

Ghoulish equinox manifestos splay
Apparitions discriminate, the hippos’ synthesis after.

A reply Aries:

Laws monthly menstruate;
a cow’s period is an adjective.
The opinion modernist killed Virgo.
Environments invite the scale.

Vermillion flowing domicile –
clocks tumult, anecdote silvers.

Fountain Taurus
tells waters ambition.
Boiled delicious gods –
As they tube through shame mixes,
the quiet man turns fragmented.

Steadiness sign’s
Capricorns pose like prostitutes.
Giant winks ruler ship
of cerebral fruit brains.

Immortal canino –
the goddess fro –
the satyrs mole –

Leo spite, parachute tea –
Cretans woodchip you,
Godhood
and
summer swap,
Sagittarius rubs off the #23.

White bees
elementary machine,
intuition nymph’s,
Sumerian autonomy –
harass the Lazarus Scorpio.

Bread—revolts.
Bastards and protesters
live inside the shimmer quell.
Hospital clowns & circus fiends –
Knock before king Pisces
depicts five wishing guillotines.

Perseverance sublimes
I’m post-Aquarian (a bit of sedatives).

Technology peer pressure.

Picasso allergies
penetrate persuasive air,
pomegranate rash –
Sleep curiosity wasn’t meant
to taste Voltaire’s mall.

Practical adults
and useless speculation,
Mr. Thief
shampoos the T.V.
static screen, what channel is this reality?

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I’m a Smart Ass without Brains on my Cheeks

January 19, 2016December 1, 2019 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 56 Comments

Oprah Winfrey donated her greatest invention –
vagina enhancement pumps.
They make Rupert Murdoch’s suit
resemble a burnt charcoal,
not to mention the heroin drug trade
by Baskin Robbins.

I know most of you think
that I’m a smart ass –
when in fact, my ass cheek
doesn’t have a brain.

People always assume
that I’m high.
False: I only say hi
if I’m nice or extremely hungry.
In this case
looks can be deceiving right Bill Cosby?

Lately, I’ve been having chest pains.
I went to the doctors
to get some x-rays.

10 minutes – results are in.
just as I suspected
you have an illuminati candle
stuck to your hairy chest.

Whoever votes for Trump –
may god have mercy on your genitals,
unless of course
you’re a dog and gets neutered,
I don’t see why you shouldn’t
look like Alice copper. Now there’s an Idea.

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David Bowie: Androgynous Prophet & the Heaven Spaceboy

January 14, 2016January 14, 2016 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 44 Comments

Gather around children
look up at the sky
its Mr. Starman –
posing like a prophet androgynous space boy.
The unannounced crowd
begins to listen;

His ancient songs howl:

We mock vanity
we mock narcissism

Your flamboyant transformations
nest inside our moon fragile hearts.
I created magick
into portraying the golden dawn,
where imaginative creatures
create music, poetry, & love.

We are the red spiders
of 2084,
can you flinch the alchemy’s shadow?

Hollywood masquerade ball,
Paint your faces with shock symbols.
Let us pray to the crucified scarecrows.

You, beautiful earthlings may sleep peacefully
I’ll be here in this enchanted place
waiting for you to come visit my live show.

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David Bowie – Moonage Daydream

Red Mushrooms Hallucinogenic God

January 12, 2016January 12, 2016 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 28 Comments

The priest & his smoke-pipe
convolvulaceae spiritual electronic,
Whiskers crackling,
colors stimulate.

Only not all terpsichorean swingers
mount to gills vacuuming atavistic pecks.

Frightened by psilocin
painted by alien hicks!

They ate Ms. Brown’s tits –
vulcanize of M-glory.

Aztec species
covered
in torrid quid.

She stage besotted
tis the properties
of her witchery furl.

Entheogen trumpets
coagulate infinity’s beard.

Inside ethnobotany
I found the golden corpse
of Atlantis.

Mega-structures altering
served illnesses and sacraments.
Rodents swarm through the zog.

Oligarchy
chocolates itself among pride,
pale dandelions
curve your periodical madcap.

Red mushrooms heighten my senses.
A serpent’s reason
absorbs psycho-activation.

Too much ploce
too much chicanery

Black oceans attack
your seating chart.

Hallucinogenic god
turns himself into an ant.

Fear-brightens, mountain crease
over this drunken thunder thigh,
bacteria finds solace with decay;
we are alone
out there in the distant loneliness,
we hear our voices
echoing the blue irritation glands.

Oh! Radicalist angles of the north
drink off my putrid vessels
for I hold the key to all cosmic truth.

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Earwax Defibrillators Charm Siberia Novelty

January 8, 2016January 8, 2016 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 43 Comments

Dimes whelp
searching of epigraphy.
Nickels & Pennies
communicate in mute.

To disparage molt abraxas –
To underline the puss cavity pupil –

Hammers indigestion
cleans out burlesque fundamental persuasion,
Acid-reflux centers between the temples of chi.

A burning bubble –
a bobby pin shedding stone –

Charity spills anorexia
Fiber-optic arrhythmia 1999.

Fragmentally-birth cacogenic
it meditates sleet
it flukes from earwax.

Drink your cup of ink
make sure the Paleolithic recipient’s
hog-bend the Mona Lisa ache.

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