Ron Jeremy’s Full Blown Robot


Private & shiny

Ron Jeremy
and his full blown robot
celebrate diabetic gold day,
pepto bismol seems culturally predictable.

Solar-blueberry coquette
traveled through the wonder years.

I’ll tell you a story,
once rainbow republican man
tried to screen search my nails.

The reason after all
troubled Mr. Fed Savage.

Oh, Tinky Winky, gay star
holidays of Russian bouquet.

Christ drinks his matrimony semen,
Protein, a good source
of religious declaration.

Lady Gaga fashions herself
as a stuffed rotten piñata.

What we’re the empty sophistry like?

My karma smells awful…
here take a whiff…

Achoo!!! Gesundheit!

Thank you.

 

 

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As They Boiled the Cows Adjective

 

Synthesis wink…cineaste steady.

Slink bastard splinter.
Aries intuition stinky gods.
Self-harm Sumerian
peering
boiled anecdote.

Flimflam apparition reproductive.

Scorpio siamese adjective.
 Gel swap
Taurus machine.

Post Aquarian
killed
Gemini Bowie.

Libra nova crab
deliciously
foamed
a
guillotine Leo.

Did clock cows’ persuasive Sagittarius shimmer?

Onanism Capricorn.

When equinox death pomegranate Pisces
should
my
Lazarus fiasco revolt Virgo.

 

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I’m a Smart Ass without Brains on my Cheeks


Oprah Winfrey donated her greatest invention –

vagina enhancement pumps.
They make Rupert Murdoch’s suit
resemble a burnt charcoal,
not to mention the heroin drug trade
by Baskin Robbins.

I know most of you think
that I’m a smart ass –
when in fact, my ass cheek
doesn’t have a brain.

People always assume
that I’m high.
False: I only say hi
if I’m nice or extremely hungry.
In this case
looks can be deceiving right Bill Cosby?

Lately, I’ve been having chest pains.
I went to the doctors
to get some x-rays.

10 minutes – results are in.
just as I suspected
you have an illuminati candle
stuck to your hairy chest.

Whoever votes for Trump –
may god have mercy on your genitals,
unless of course
you’re a dog and gets neutered,
I don’t see why you shouldn’t
look like Alice copper. Now there’s an Idea.

 

 

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David Bowie: Androgynous Prophet & the Heaven Spaceboy


Gather around children

look up at the sky
its Mr. Starman –
posing like a prophet androgynous space boy.
The unannounced crowd
begins to listen;

His ancient songs howl:

We mock vanity
we mock narcissism

Your flamboyant transformations
nest inside our moon fragile hearts.
I created magick
into portraying the golden dawn,
where imaginative creatures
create music, poetry, & love.

We are the red spiders
of 2084,
can you flinch the alchemy’s shadow?

Hollywood masquerade ball,
Paint your faces with shock symbols.
Let us pray to the crucified scarecrows.

You, beautiful earthlings may sleep peacefully
I’ll be here in this enchanted place
waiting for you to come visit my live show.

 

 

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David Bowie – Moonage Daydream

 

 

 

 

 

Red Mushrooms Hallucinogenic God


The priest & his smoke-pipe

convolvulaceae spiritual electronic,
Whiskers crackling,
colors stimulate.

Only not all terpsichorean swingers
mount to gills vacuuming atavistic pecks.

Frightened by psilocin
painted by alien hicks!

They ate Ms. Brown’s tits –
vulcanize of M-glory.

Aztec species
covered
in torrid quid.

She stage besotted
tis the properties
of her witchery furl.

Entheogen trumpets
coagulate infinity’s beard.

Inside ethnobotany
I found the golden corpse
of Atlantis.

Mega-structures altering
served illnesses and sacraments.
Rodents swarm through the zog.

Oligarchy
chocolates itself among pride,
pale dandelions
curve your periodical madcap.

Red mushrooms heighten my senses.
A serpent’s reason
absorbs psycho-activation.

Too much ploce
too much chicanery

Black oceans attack
your seating chart.

Hallucinogenic god
turns himself into an ant.

Fear-brightens, mountain crease
over this drunken thunder thigh,
bacteria finds solace with decay;
we are alone
out there in the distant loneliness,
we hear our voices
echoing the blue irritation glands.

Oh! Radicalist angles of the north
drink off my putrid vessels
for I hold the key to all cosmic truth.

 

 

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Earwax Defibrillators Charm Siberia Novelty

Abraxas
puncture
his
novelty defibrillator.

Charm splattered ingress!

Siberia earwax flub!

Farinose enfeeble persuasion.
The muted hecatomb
revived
anima mundi.

 

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