Ron Jeremy’s Full Blown Robot


Private & shiny

Ron Jeremy
and his full blown robot
celebrate diabetic gold day,
pepto bismol seems culturally predictable.

Solar-blueberry coquette
traveled through the wonder years.

I’ll tell you a story,
once rainbow republican man
tried to screen search my nails.

The reason after all
troubled Mr. Fed Savage.

Oh, Tinky Winky, gay star
holidays of Russian bouquet.

Christ drinks his matrimony semen,
Protein, a good source
of religious declaration.

Lady Gaga fashions herself
as a stuffed rotten piñata.

What we’re the empty sophistry like?

My karma smells awful…
here take a whiff…

Achoo!!! Gesundheit!

Thank you.

 

 

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36 thoughts on “Ron Jeremy’s Full Blown Robot

    1. Don’t forget who else is hairier than a chimp. Teen Wolf. hahahahaha!!! Michael J. Fox had it in him when he grew that hair. hahahaha!!!!

      If Lady Ga Ga took off all her organs from her insides and turn herself as a Pinata,
      They’ll be more and more cocaine for everyone to eat. hahahaha!!!

  1. “Christ drinks his matrimony semen,
    Protein, a good source
    of religious declaration.

    Lady Gaga fashions herself
    as a stuffed rotten piñata.

    What we’re the empty sophistry like?

    My karma smells awful…
    here take a whiff…”
    That is fucking awesome! Totally love this, Mr. Shock and awe. …and the blunt honesty 🙂

  2. i am glad that pepto bismol was predictable
    because tylenol has recently forced me to see
    a procession of catholic geese in drag slowly crossing the street
    with a sturdy policeman in their wake
    who diligently copied one of ella fitzgerald’s scats

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