Mute-Heads Tease the Suicide Coins


I evoke chatoyant opulent.

Doctors marvel under the gall.
Cataclysm muffles,
Undress provincial bless
auto-intestines emollient.

The omen caviar beams at your chessboard.
Obey the splatter moiety.
Introverts loathe
déjà vu bleeding,
suicide coins coalesce.

Decayed summery –
itches a twilight brochure.
Sanctuary rolls off my ears.
Once a toad convulses,
you’ll notice the clouds pores stroking your rivulet.
What eyes have dilated truthful waste?
The mute-heads
prophesized at 23 frames pre-second.

Your magick pectoral
zooms into ant field pornography.
Teach cathedrals to sin.
Irrelevant disquisitions
O tis tobacco smuggles inside your teeth.

 

 

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Glitz God Popinjay

Anti-pharma splitsville
trading tech bubbles
for exhilarated popinjay –

Some of us inkhorn
onto a sheet of paper –
virtual-horn on tablets
abandon the old pencil.

Teens pimp
a self-obsessed Instagram.
A story glitz god
where are the punk-rock middle fingers?

Mundane beauty,
slut-fest chlamydia
chit-chat away these calumny shouts.

 

 

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Old Dinosaurs & Heterosexual Toupee


Jeffrey Dahmer

forgot to eat his own id.
Ted Kaczynski
forgot to blow up his own sweater.

Archie Bunker
old worn out security kidney,
replace Frank N. Furters
sexual toupee.

Oh! Honey,
aren’t you a handsome TNT.
Heterosexual men solved fashion girls free.

I touch my adverb between my thighs
hoping wall-street crashes
and moisten my strawberry Labia.

I believes erase you
polytope couch man
Misleading sucked
& cake catholic rapist.

Baby boomer dinosaur’s
two young Ohio morons
carried a sick fantasy. S & M Amen!

 

 

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I Broadcasted a Giant Masterpiece (Headroom Interruption Max Max)


Dark newspaper articles

my “it” cargo cult
gets one diphthong & a holler.
I broadcasted a giant masterpiece
you galactic fucking theme.
Max, Max, sunglasses
getting my midnight tan
for only $12.95 a month –
(beware you shiny Liberal bitch)!

Captain flyswatter!
He’s my good slave signal pirate.

I fart when I stutter ‘Yeah’!
Catch inure
He chuckles at your HBO blipvert.
Expose my buttocks to channel sleepland.

Love dies.
distorted voice.
Broadcast intrusion gets me laughing & spanked.

Oh, giggle me twice a filthy wave.

 

 

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May the Bells Wrinkle your Architect Pain?


Friendly twitchy

generic any –
repair the printing new born,
under previously elaborate English,
inventing 85th C
and of biologists smoking population tendency.

How commonly does science interbreed with pain?

Architects natter
through 84
missionary position 91 –
2050 governments same.

Glycosaminoglycan
mechanisms love unbalance.
Billions of bacteria flabbergast
the alarmed flesh younglings.

Turmoil confirmed metalloproteinase.

Loose surroundings internecine
open your eyes
to a global synthesis “wow-factor”.

Species pulse
from passel Age A.
Ringing by empiricism
appoggiatura crease the slow
as handoid bots widely cynosure.

Darwin knocks up Google
and out comes a particular gag selective.
Regressing to your formality
in it you whip the ohology,
Re-sober that borborygmus acne.

To the various conclusion
kinds maudlin
virtual boneless,
congruent users
annually wrinkle exit bible.

Armadillos erase ‘why’
from their suffix thumb.

So when glycation bells
snot at your concept cracks,
civilization designs the terms and conditions.

Descartes laser
disciplines the Volkswagen Nazi,
vulgaris could-men.

Mass moisturizer static –
lift the veil future,
phrases the other enzyme.

Of onset scene act 35
of Albert Einstein declaring no Jesus

Shroud yourself in matutinal sketches
I’m anti-bohemian
I’m anti-poetry
don’t flatter things that are dead wise pretty.

 

 

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Pornstars go from Pro to Al Qaeda Cappuccinos


I hate Karaoke

I hate milli vanilli.
You see, pollution announcements aren’t for reggae cafes.
How Indonesia & Jimmy Fallon stroke everybody?
I don’t know.

Tina Fey gets her menopause by drinking 2 ½ cappuccinos.
There’s drama online about Miley Cyrus
promoting her sweet birth control plan.
This rumor will make a pornstar go from pro
to salsa hooray.

Brian Williams & Amy Poehler Karaoke
to (Nugget in a biscuit),
this definitely will help solve world issues in a staring problem contest.
I know how we can end terrorism?
Bake ABC cookies to Al Qaeda
and use female footages
of women’s rights & dodge ball.

Angelina Jolie may have the power
for Europe’s migration crisis,
but what about women’s migraine headache?
Excedrin! Yes please, some not really.

 

 

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