Pornstars go from Pro to Al Qaeda Cappuccinos

I hate Karaoke

I hate milli vanilli.
You see, pollution announcements aren’t for reggae cafes.
How Indonesia & Jimmy Fallon stroke everybody?
I don’t know.

Tina Fey gets her menopause by drinking 2 ½ cappuccinos.
There’s drama online about Miley Cyrus
promoting her sweet birth control plan.
This rumor will make a pornstar go from pro
to salsa hooray.

Brian Williams & Amy Poehler Karaoke
to (Nugget in a biscuit),
this definitely will help solve world issues in a staring problem contest.
I know how we can end terrorism?
Bake ABC cookies to Al Qaeda
and use female footages
of women’s rights & dodge ball.

Angelina Jolie may have the power
for Europe’s migration crisis,
but what about women’s migraine headache?
Excedrin! Yes please, some not really.



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27 thoughts on “Pornstars go from Pro to Al Qaeda Cappuccinos

  1. You hate Milli Vanilki? How could you? . True story, I was at a VIP club in the late eighties they were there, I felt only pity.

      1. No not a show that were there, they’re kinda silly, but were lauding it up acting VIP when they faked their entire career.

    1. hahahaha!!! That was the point of this poem. Very satire and right on the world’s current issues. 🙂

      P.S I just posted a new poem. You’ll love this one. It hits right home. Check it out. I’d like to hear what you think. 🙂

  2. Oh my Goddess! Love this one, Charlie. So funny, so true. Those last lines were awesome, I so wish she had a better answer to migraines then excedrin. My life would be so much easier… Another awesome poem, Charlie! Thanks for calling my attention to this one I haven’t been online as much As I’ve been so busy. Cheers!

  3. …more wows…you are right in there on what’s happening on the surface of this world…all these humans manifesting and going about their businesses…and giving it all a great quirky take so much humour in this one and I love the last verse especially. Bravo! 🙂

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