Bad Poetry gives me Bad Customer Service


Bad poetry stinks –

the smell of it repulsive,
like Rupert Holmes pina colada song.
My eyes talk to each other
they gossip over dildo-straps
& pork belly.
Oh! Wow! Look at the sea otter
and his T.V. guide of girls gone wild re-runs.

I have studied & analyze the human complex stupidity,
the verdict – Polyamorous infidelity swinger’s party.

Damn! I’ve got to check my brain for some good ass chocolate cake.

 

 

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UFO Mary-Jane & the Ninja Humanoid Butterflies


Saxonifrician spunk nudity –

Song & drink frangeabor.
Inconscifineast sadness,
blue dye Humblexicouress.

UFO Mary-Jane, skoptsy miracle.
Ninja butterflies X a hello-kitty.

Lichen chants!
Error ship speech –
Humanoid I,
autodidact caliginosity,
puke gangrene donuts.

They puss cyclinatio wasp

Numentagity dissolves
in one mutated picture.
Prestimephy freaks
gather around the wretched nesting mugwumps.

Obese flies scream O!

When a lyrebird barks 5 times –
hallucinate gently
and smell the bad savory entriallogip.

Entaterficalinfant panjandrum
whose flesh does berserk
not deciding on acne?
The catatonic nuns’ pronsequadly
trimmed out teds cyclustattle.

My DNA reads; I’m no human.
So where am I from? Transmission lost.

 

 

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