Mr. Society T.V. speaking –
for your instructions:
please use your remote controls
and press all of my erection buttons.
Every channel you see is overrated,
blah, blah, blah, just like my constipation.
Instagram selfies annoy me –
When I look at them I feel overrated.
Last week on Election Day –
I waited long hours for this Viagra to work.
Funny thing though,
it wasn’t Viagra, it was NyQuil.
I got tired & sleepy on my overrated bed.
The next morning –
I woke up to hear some devastating news.
Constipation lost against white toilet.
Opinions in this country overrated.
Penis? Or vagina?
Either way republican penises always win.
America land of testosterone, home of the ovaries –
the entire globe feels constipated.
What do superheroes & herpes
have in common? Both overrated.
Bill Cosby’s constipation worsens.
Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, & I –
had a threesome the other day.
It got sweaty, bloody, overrated & of course constipated.
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