My Overrated Constipation


Mr. Society T.V. speaking –

for your instructions:
please use your remote controls
and press all of my erection buttons.
Every channel you see is overrated,
blah, blah, blah, just like my constipation.

Instagram selfies annoy me –
When I look at them I feel overrated.
Constipation agrees.

Last week on Election Day –
I waited long hours for this Viagra to work.
Funny thing though,
it wasn’t Viagra, it was NyQuil.
I got tired & sleepy on my overrated bed.
The next morning –
I woke up to hear some devastating news.
Constipation lost against white toilet.

Opinions in this country overrated.
Penis? Or vagina?
Either way republican penises always win.
America land of testosterone, home of the ovaries –
the entire globe feels constipated.

What do superheroes & herpes
have in common? Both overrated.
Bill Cosby’s constipation worsens.

Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, & I –
had a threesome the other day.
It got sweaty, bloody, overrated & of course constipated.

 

 

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30 thoughts on “My Overrated Constipation

      1. Thank you Charlie.. you may like to follow up the film from this link here https://youtu.be/AUiqaFIONPQ which if you follow through will take you to the full 2 hour version look for it…. Very Interesting, nothing I didn’t already know, except learnt a few new things about the future Mr T.. We are living in one huge stage managed show… And we are all the extras. All expendable.. ❤

  1. Wonderful piece, Charlie! Your wry sense of humor shines brightly here. Also, I found it quite rhythmic. You tend to not have blatant rhyme schemes, yet as in this poem, there is a sense of it when needed.

    So glad to hear your reading went well! It sounds awesome…. and you are a rock star!
    ⭐ ❤ ⭐

    1. Thank you Resa.

      I wanted to write a poem based on sense of humor and not have it being just boring old politics.
      Each poem of my will change in a slightly humorous sense. I needed to address people to this poem as a reminder of how we all live in that movie ‘Idiocracy’.

  2. Love your style of writing, I’m glad I found your blog 😊 and thank you for the follow I’m still very new to blogging, but I hope you enjoy my work as much as I enjoy yours 👍 keep up the great work 👍👏🤗

    1. Thank you Sophia. 🙂

      Just giving you a heads up. My writing will change and will trip you out or it’s going to get weird and strange. In a good way. 🙂

      You’ll enjoy the WordPress community. Every poet here is amazing, visionaries, creative minds, and so fourth. 🙂

      1. Thanks for the the warning ⚠️ well I guess it will give me a chance to broaden my horizons further 😄 And thank you so much, I’m really loving the WordPress Community, so many like minded people and a wealth of talent it’s absolutely awesome 👏

  3. And there’s so much that is overrated , I wish the only thing that’d be overrated were laughter with medicines and not corruption with constipation. Haha.
    Once again, powerful writing and what lovely perspective. 🙂

    1. Indeed. Medication is overrated and it is harming the human brain.

      I needed to take a different approach in poetry with this piece. I wanted to make politics and our world today more of a comedic feel and make everyone laugh at the idiotic expense of our current events stand. 🙂

  4. Oh, the satire in this is palpable!

    Excellent work, man. I think this is the breath of fresh air we’ve all needed and longed in light of this election cycle. There’s a terrific sense of irony here, too. The repetition of “constipated’ and “constipation” insinuates something that keeps building up and building up until it explodes, but I think the poem itself is the “sweet release.” Before we read it, we were emotionally and mentally “constipated.” Now, we’re all filled with a sense of relief, since everything that’s been building up inside of us has had a chance to escape. Very therapeutic. 😀

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