Meredith Brooks vs. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

 

Lamas
stole
Cosmo Kramer’s pineapple,
across the street
Danny DeVito
giving
you
the middle finger.

 Meredith brooks vs. Cinnamon toast crunch.

A Dave Chappelle skit –
featuring
Al Capone
dressed
as
an Amish booger
selling
podcast nipples
to
Eric Andre.

Ursula the Paparazzi
&
Ted Danson
playing patty-cake
to the rhythm
of
steak beans
dipped
in
tiramisu fish.

 

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My Leather Jacket (Narrated by Morgan Freeman)

 

Midget Fabio,
open leather jacket
pectoral muscles
covered
in
butter sour cream dip.
My podiatrist
is
Bill Nye
you know…the science bitch!

 Gerardo
Rico Suave
was so 90s.
“What about ‘garnier fructis’?

 Every
Morgan Freeman
narration
beings
with
‘tuna casserole’
and
tom selleck
tickling
his
chili ring.

 

 

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Psychiatric Asparagus

 

Marty Mcfly
Jesus looking constipator.
Kevin Bacon
outperformed you
as a
plummer.

 Mr. Fauci,
a renowned
urinal stall masturbator
I mean
Taco Bell.

 Kanye’s interviews
remind me of
popcorn foreplay
&
“psychiatric asparagus.”

 Matthew McConaugheys voice
sounds like
topless hamsters
torturing tofu
while
doing backflips
near the Mississippi river.

 

 

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The Ethel Mertz Saga

The Compassion of the Lettuce
directed
&
written
by: Mel Gibson.

 Howard Stern
got
a sex change
resembling
prophylactic.

 Zombie wizards
open their
first annual
Volkswagen Blowjob.

Ethel Mertz
unconsciously
does a cartwheel
that
penalized fart glaucoma.

 Starring
Clam chowder athlete’s foot,
Arby’s parking lot,
Diet genitalia,
and Gucci booty Pepto-Bismol.

Coming soon to an imagination near you.

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Mostly Indie Bird Shit

I am tired of hipster music
shoving it up our asses.
My
hemorrhoids
“Flop at the box office.”

Michael Cera
you
indie DMV chlamydia,
Anti-aging bird shit.
Oops!
That last reference
was for Tom Cruise.

Speaking of psychopath lotion.
Whose idea to trademark
“devilish horn hands”?
Gene Simmons
the douchebag…got it.

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Horoscope Bras and Gingerbread Catheter

Ashton Kutcher,
your last name
a euphemism
for brown stain briefs.

Horoscope bras and gingerbread catheter!

Will Ferrell
covered
in
eyeliner
mimicking scrambled eggs.

Gaddafi
theorized
that
fetal position
comes
from
the Latin term:
‘Dodge ball nutsack piss bleeder’.

Garth Algar,
you make
Marisa Tomei’s hair
look like
an Armani catwalk tear gas riot.

 Namaste!

 

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