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Paul Welsh - Poetry

Labour build
July 1966 rehousing project
no rats in the south west miles
she cleaned for a saviour
inspector’s anxieties, anticipations
Plant moved around the new wood smell
a photograph, four humans and one animal, not inclusive, we breathed the same air
ignorance killed a hibernating tortoise
typhoon came and went
schools hired zealots to destroy
News jotters recorded floods, strikes, power cuts, candles, the invisible bike
walked alone, then Pollock weekends with dog gangs
no fire for the Green Goddess, shouting News boys at midnight
cold chapel, good trousers, no communion, sweets, middens, long back-green grass, canary yellow British Railway van
Arthur Montfort dragged us through tedium, food under polystyrene tiles, beside woodgrain wallpaper doors
thought he had Black Death, refused the elevator, we carried paint pots before Travolta stole the style
his comic effect, Fr. Daley killer grab, unconcerned soul and shoplifter
Subbuteo
graffiti cells led to melting…

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Vatican 3

Paul is a hell of a writer. Stop by and have a chat with him.

Paul Welsh - Poetry

Brother Conflicted on vows day, He to kill the Devil
cruise ship Ave Maria melts candle wax
bells for laundered robed walkers, climbing pyramids
throwing pickaxes at indigent sheep, neck high in their ‘lackey’ diamond hand clasp pleading for wafer-thin drugs, shutting their mouths with it, stapling down their tongues with it
outside Art hate $4.6m

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Check out my new friend Paul’s poetry. He is the real deal.

Paul Welsh - Poetry

Commenced emptiness, The Mass singular
Folk music, wings over gymnastic blasphemies, lifted by Leni
Governor Kingdom can’t
three hundred and something ends, the end, Berlin boys
I loved, coal to widows, ash to vixen, and monoxides ran
Peta, Peta, doctor slaughter
Edda pointed her ballet toes at bolting Schorfheide quadrupeds
Focus, concentration, rejoice, free
Eva gave my wound time to open
the future will be facts
card cup’s spiced coffee decants into hold
rails shine up angst

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Meredith Brooks vs. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

 

Lamas
stole
Cosmo Kramer’s pineapple,
across the street
Danny DeVito
giving
you
the middle finger.

 Meredith brooks vs. Cinnamon toast crunch.

A Dave Chappelle skit –
featuring
Al Capone
dressed
as
an Amish booger
selling
podcast nipples
to
Eric Andre.

Ursula the Paparazzi
&
Ted Danson
playing patty-cake
to the rhythm
of
steak beans
dipped
in
tiramisu fish.

 

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My Leather Jacket (Narrated by Morgan Freeman)

 

Midget Fabio,
open leather jacket
pectoral muscles
covered
in
butter sour cream dip.
My podiatrist
is
Bill Nye
you know…the science bitch!

 Gerardo
Rico Suave
was so 90s.
“What about ‘garnier fructis’?

 Every
Morgan Freeman
narration
beings
with
‘tuna casserole’
and
tom selleck
tickling
his
chili ring.

 

 

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Psychiatric Asparagus

 

Marty Mcfly
Jesus looking constipator.
Kevin Bacon
outperformed you
as a
plummer.

 Mr. Fauci,
a renowned
urinal stall masturbator
I mean
Taco Bell.

 Kanye’s interviews
remind me of
popcorn foreplay
&
“psychiatric asparagus.”

 Matthew McConaugheys voice
sounds like
topless hamsters
torturing tofu
while
doing backflips
near the Mississippi river.

 

 

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The Ethel Mertz Saga

The Compassion of the Lettuce
directed
&
written
by: Mel Gibson.

 Howard Stern
got
a sex change
resembling
prophylactic.

 Zombie wizards
open their
first annual
Volkswagen Blowjob.

Ethel Mertz
unconsciously
does a cartwheel
that
penalized fart glaucoma.

 Starring
Clam chowder athlete’s foot,
Arby’s parking lot,
Diet genitalia,
and Gucci booty Pepto-Bismol.

Coming soon to an imagination near you.

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Mostly Indie Bird Shit

I am tired of hipster music
shoving it up our asses.
My
hemorrhoids
“Flop at the box office.”

Michael Cera
you
indie DMV chlamydia,
Anti-aging bird shit.
Oops!
That last reference
was for Tom Cruise.

Speaking of psychopath lotion.
Whose idea to trademark
“devilish horn hands”?
Gene Simmons
the douchebag…got it.

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Horoscope Bras and Gingerbread Catheter

Ashton Kutcher,
your last name
a euphemism
for brown stain briefs.

Horoscope bras and gingerbread catheter!

Will Ferrell
covered
in
eyeliner
mimicking scrambled eggs.

Gaddafi
theorized
that
fetal position
comes
from
the Latin term:
‘Dodge ball nutsack piss bleeder’.

Garth Algar,
you make
Marisa Tomei’s hair
look like
an Armani catwalk tear gas riot.

 Namaste!

 

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