I’m tired of hipster beards
living off gypsies & artsy fartsy.
Johnnie Cochran paraphrased it:
“Flop at the box office,
or drink martini juice.”
A famous quote by: Testicle Namaste.
coined the term: “Science”
back in the 1700s. How?
He mumbled gibberish
prophesies that entailed; Nazi hairdryers,
DMV chlamydia, & cub scout illuminati.
Oh! So, you’re saying;
yeast infections we’re part
of an elaborate John Travolta
to further their anti-aging bird shit?
They know if you consume it –
it’ll make mick jagger feel horny again.
you trademarked Satan’s abs?
No wonder your soul
is half gazpacho & half psoriasis.
And speaking of Toys ‘r’ us…
How’s life treating you in Barcelona?
Hopefully, soapy and, aunt jemima free…
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