Mostly Indie Bird Shit

I am tired of hipster music
shoving it up our asses.
“Flop at the box office.”

Michael Cera
indie DMV chlamydia,
Anti-aging bird shit.
That last reference
was for Tom Cruise.

Speaking of psychopath lotion.
Whose idea to trademark
“devilish horn hands”?
Gene Simmons
the douchebag…got it.

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54 thoughts on “Mostly Indie Bird Shit

    1. hahahaha!!! Thank you Yassy.

      A collage of strange pop culture and celebrity nonsense.
      This is my bowl of soup to those who want to laugh and find humor.

      I know this month has been difficult and sad because of the weathers and what is happening. Humor is the key to try and stay positive and praying for those who need our help.

    1. hahahahah!!! I wrote that in reference to what “Gene Simmons” did. He trademarked the ‘horns’ devil sign that all metal-heads do. He believed if anyone we’re to use that sign in front of him or Instagram. He would sue them. I laughed because how ludicrous it is to trademark something like that.

  1. Trademarking Satan’s abs. Now I’m curious what’s so special about them if everyone’s wanting a shot of ’em. The title caught me, the lines killed me. Worth it, so very much!

    1. hahahahaha!!! Thank you.

      I’m glad the title got you. Satan’s abs is a metaphor of Gene Simmons who that complete asshole trademarked the horn sign of what all metalheads to in concerts.

      Meaning if anyone we’re to use it on anything that includes t-shirts or other media outlets, he would sue. He’s a hungry money greedy assholes. That’s what this all kind of means…but then again everything else has its meaning of different things.

      More to come Tomorrow. 🙂 Keep your eyes peeled. 🙂

      1. My eyes are always peeled, my dear. I enjoy the humor of your poetry even if it does take me a while to figure it out. I think I’m getting smarter because of you. 🙂

        Keep up the good writing!

    1. Thank you. hahahaha!!!

      Since I live near Hollywood and have a big distaste of celebritism and their narcissistic egos. I had to mock and pop culture icons and how much nonsense the media puts and invest in shoving down crap that isn’t worth our value or time.

      I’m what you call an observer and a journalist who is curious and wants to expose what is wrong with the world.

  2. I am growing old gracefully Charlie. I obviously have not drunk enough 7UP or Coca-cola .. I will stick to my Beetroot Juice! 🙂 or could that be Beetle Juice.. 🙂 in this Mad Mad world..
    Take care Charlie.. Good to see you still Dreaming! too. 🙂

  3. This is a tearing down of everything we know and have come to understand. I see this poem as a dismantling of a consumer and popular culture that is responsible for so many “brain-dead” individuals who roll up their sleeves and look for a good vein so that they may get their fix of this crap. Your poetry seems to have taken a sardonic turn, and I love it! A terrific poem, my friend. I’m eagerly looking forward to seeing what else you have in store. 🙂

    1. The consumerism since man & woman created everything has let to tearing everything apart from the very human soul of what is devaluing us.
      We can be better than pop culture itself, we don’t need their brain-fueled shit to put up with such vanity. At least its what I’m taking from such interpretations.


      Keep your eyes open for tomorrows post.

  4. Ooh this hurts right between the ahem.. balls, Charile. This is a knock out. It’s sensational – Hollywood, advertising, the toys R us ….. in Barcelona -reminded me of how Barca has taken over the 90’s wolf street stoke broker -get rich, laid and drugged because of a loophole in the system. It’s all so flawed. We just can’t help ourselves. We guzzle on pop and media and hype -we can’t tune out. We can’t help but compare ourselves. Sorry, if my intrepration doesn’t maske much sense. I really love this!

    1. The 90’s wall street and still til this day its all part of an elaborate plan to keep the globe consumed with materialistic nonsense so the guys behind the smoke can have their laughs at why we spend so much and consume so much with the Hollywood machine.

      Your interpretation is spot on and makes sense to me, Daisy. 🙂

  5. You’ve stuck it to some big stars, in a very funny way!
    They are not god(s), but we’ve made them so.
    We might be be better, yet
    We remain in their shadow, adoring
    Imploring for an autograph, an
    Idiots scrap of proof.
    Perhaps the next will become firmly
    Cemented in their own hand’s footstep
    $tar of fame.
    Dying $tar of
    Fame $hame

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