Mcfly you’re smarter
than Fran drescher
leave the pluming duties to Jesus.
After all – eddy murphy
sought custody of Kevin bacon
and Weird Al Yankovic.
Tom Petty carried
a dozen yoga mats,
fully realizing a giant sourdough crust.
With every non-dairy urinal,
you regain popcorn immunities
resembling fruit roll ups.
Talk about immigration foreplay.
Socks placenta
during tattoo barber shops,
feed them disco feminist retainers –
and you’ll receive a cramp
the size of a topless hamster.
Matthew Mcconaughey
even agreed tofu anus donuts
against his own pancreas –
should never squeeze
the watermelons of Saddam Hussein.
I smell a lawsuit…
well, add some ground pepper,
shoelaces, playboy magazines,
& Jon Bon Jovi, you’ll be good.
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Charlie, I love how you express yourself, it makes you completely original!
Thank you, Linda.
I try my best to always push my imagination to the fullest and make people think, laugh, or view their world differently.
Particularly love this one, Charlie – message wrapped in shadows.
Thank you, Nat.
I’m glad you see and understood this message.
As you know I live near Hollywood Babylon. I experience and observe what goes on in the dark side of celebritism and its propaganda.
My mission is to expose but, flow in the nonsensical humor that plays into pop culture and the masses idolizing icons.
Genius!!
The true artist is not proud: he unfortunately sees that art has no limits; he feels darkly how far he is from the goal, and though he may be admired by others, he is sad not to have reached that point to which his better genius only appears as a distant, guiding sun. ~ Ludwig van Beethoven
McFly. Hello, I’m talking to you Mr. McFly. Anyone in there! I’m jealous of these damn titles of yours!
hahahahahaha!!!!
My imagination would not survive in a psychiatric ward. It’s impossible for any professional doctor to destroy this mind or any minds. Our ideas are bullet proof.
topless hamsters and tofu anus donuts, it doesn’t get much better than not….another fantastic word salad!!
Thank you, friend.
Word Salad is a nice touch. Living near Hollywood my whole life. I learn many things, I can’t name them all…but one thing is for sure. Icons are rubbish and are meaningless dust.
Day-um! This is my favorite! Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame. ❤
hahahahaha!!!! Thank you, Kindra.
I got 2 more poems like this and next week will be the last and then, my writings will shift into a more weirdly place and full of things unexpected. 🙂
I’m glad you got a kick out of this. 🙂
I really did. Every stanza is my favorite. I’m so happy to know you.
Likewise my friend. 🙂
YASSS! Love this song! I love Fleetwood Mac. I’ve seen them live three times. The last concert was the full line up, and I took my daughter, who is a HUGE fan. It was beautiful to share that experience with my girl.
I’ve never seen Fleetwood Mac in concert, but I really want to. Hopefully, soon or near future. The only reason I thought of sending you this song – was because I watched ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 and this is played throughout the movie. 🙂
I’m so happy and glad your daughter is a big fan of their music. Fleetwood Mac is always promising. 🙂
Oh, my glob, I love Guardians. Hey, we’re like our own special guardians of the galaxy, spreading love and light. ❤
Yep, we are our own guardians of the galaxy.
As Groot would say; We are Groot! 🙂
Oh, Groot! Love him!
🙂
Isn’t baby Groot so cute, dancing the Mr. Blue Sky?! I love that.
Baby Groot is the cutest thing about the movie. He made the movie. Believe or not, the movie made me cry and for one reason only.
Let’s just say; I relate a lot with Peter Quill and his loss for his mother. And his dad the whole time was Yondu. He may have not been blood related but, he at least was a father to him. And just like my grandpa, he may have not been blood related but, my grandpa was always there for me and my best friend. 😦
I understand. And I’m sorry for your pain. I’m here you if you need a friend. ❤
Thank you Kindra. I know…it’s been hard lately and all. I try to make the most of it by writing and posting my work and talk to people.
I’m happy to talk to you. 🙂 I’m thankful for you, and that you have an outlet.
I really did! Every stanza is me favie!
Charlie, you’re writing is quite unique…always leaves a smile on my face 🙂
🙂 I try my best to be as creatively humorous as possible and add a hint of that puzzling state of the reader questioning their own world .
It’s fantastic Charlie!
🙂
Well, crap! I don’t know what else to say about what you’ve written here, Charlie. Too much crap; we’re drowning in crap and you come along and name it so well. You calls them as you sees them, my friend, and I applaud! Keep on pointing out the crap!
hahahahaha!!! I tried to put the crap inside of what these celebritism have never witnessed crap in their life time. hahahahaha!!!!
I’m glad you understood the message behind this poem I was conveying.
Another recipe for success, Charlie. Naked hamsters are adorable. You are right – placenta tastes like socks. xo
Thank you, Sabiscuit.
hahahahaha!!! I don’t know if placenta taste like socks. I would imagine it tasting different. hahahaha!!!!
Another hilarious piece of art.
Charlie, you are the ultimate craftsman , shaping your words into wonderfully worded art.
Love all these awesome sentences and how they are all so cleverly done.
😂😊 ingenious my friend !
Thank you, Yassy.
Like Dali, painting is how your mind sees the world or the oceans themselves growing arms and feet. It’s an imagination to wrap your head around, but eventually things make more sense in the reality of things.
That made me dizzy , just visualizing!
😊
Epic as always
Thank you, Tosha. All minds blown away with such imagery at look up. hahahaha!!!
😜💕
That’s quite an image you’ve created with that title. 😉 Inventive and interesting, as always!
Thank you, Jade.
When it comes to titles and the poetry itself.
The reader must be curious of what the title is just like reading a title from a movie.
As the viewer or reader reads along, then the perception of the poem/movie becomes a whole new world of unexpected twist and turns.
That’s how I see it…but, there’s different perspectives out there. 🙂
You’re a mad word scientist!!! Greatness my friend. Tofu anus donuts is now in my vocab
Everybody’s a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We’re all trying to experiment to find a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos.
~David Cronenberg
Well said my friend 🙏
David Cronenberg said it. I think his quote applies to everything us writers are and write. 🙂
I agree! I continue to be in awe my friend
You win just with the title alone, Charlie. Brilliant. 🙂
hahahahaha!!! Thank you Emily. I always push to the titles to get people interested. 🙂
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You had me at… “Mcfly you’re smarter than Fran drescher”! Oh Charlie. Charlie Charlie Charlie! This is marvelous. The introduction is so hilarious and intelligent, it’s expressive and impulsive and BRILLIANT. And the ending! “well, add some ground pepper, shoelaces, playboy magazines, & Jon Bon Jovi, you’ll be good.” I fell out of my chair this was so good.
Lunacy… ducked taped in chrome.
I like the rhythm of this one. The nonsense makes more sense when it trips off the tongue nicely.
Thank you, my friend.
Yes, no sense makes sense. That is the pivotal message that speaks through this celebritism of Hollywood consumerism.
I should know this because I love near Babylon.
I should recognize this because I beloved near Babylon.