Midget Fabio Rehearsed Oreo Threesomes

 

Hey! Midget Fabio
you two timing rap podiatrist –
explain how Captain Spaulding
got cone holes shaped
like Kiefer Sutherland’s womanhood.

Bill Nye stop plagiarizing
telegraphs and wear something taco,
try chicken catheters or guacamole rhymes.
They make great concoctions
of elevating legs, bitching,
& Mark Wahlberg.

Katy Perry neglect McDonald’s
focus more on Oreo threesomes.
You get half price deals
off Ricky Martin & Joanie loves Chachi.

Trust me…Morgan freeman
rehearsed every line to ‘oops I blew it again’.
And by that he meant; tuna casserole.

 

 

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105 thoughts on “Midget Fabio Rehearsed Oreo Threesomes

  1. Lmao….this is so awesomely rocking funny , so clever too , you know things, charlie and you use it to the best of your ability . Its a laughing and learning experience for me.
    I so thank you.

        1. I once heard a celebrity talking about meat loaf in space and how a talking watch should solve the earths problems. hahahaha!!! yes, I heard this and I couldn’t believe what I was listening to. It was a weird conversation but worth the odd laughter. 🙂

          1. I bet you can’t eat that loaf haha it’s Gonna float away !
            You got your ears tuned , Charlie. These tidbits of conversations are really stupefying.
            Talking watch ha ha ha 😲

  2. Charlie, you’re on quite the jellyroll with your celebrity “Opopinions” of Hollywood’s minions.
    I have been quite enjoying the humor!
    Now, this one is quite erotic. There’s nothing like sex with food, so they say. It can be fun, but I’ve had to cut back on my calories.
    I have a question for you. I’ll email it, as it has nothing to do with this brilliant poem. Much love!

      1. Haha! My husband is gross. He likes tuna casserole. The only time he gets it is when he cooks it for himself while I’m away in Chicago visiting a friend.

      1. ” Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh… Now you tell me what you know. ” – Captain Spaulding

  3. I like Bill Nye and Neil Grasse Tyson, but I wonder how open-minded they really are, considering their remarks on astrology (and the bible for the latter)…and thanks for making me snort at that Katy jibe. Oreo will never look the same to me again 😂

    1. It goes without saying, Bill Nye and Neil Grasse Tyson always read from scripted ghost writers. Now, in real life are they smart enough to know the knowledge they’ve have acquired throughout the years? That is a question that I myself should ask them or challenge them. You made a great observational point.

      hahahaha!!! I knew the Katy Oreo would get you. I don’t think I’d want to eat Oreo’s either because of the thought of the idea. hahahaha!!!

      1. Bang on point. I’m slightly suspicious of any scientist that immediately claims that esotericism is rubbish. The joy in not being afraid to be wrong and to use science for the purpose of exploration has been eschewed in favour to using science to “prove” their theories (and therefore their egos) and to reduce everything to a narrow, mathematical formula. Argh! I’m happy to declare that I’ve not eaten Oreos for a long time. Good one, Charlie 😁

  4. Lovely original playfulness on show here… Added real pizzaz to my evening’s reading back here in the UK – thank you…

  5. At least one of these made me say, ’bout damned time!’ Maybe more than one… This just sparkles, kinda like LA. (WAHAHA!) Looking forward to the turn of next week, my friend. Cheers!

    1. That’s L.A. for you. hahahaha!!! I live here all my life and I have to hear about this nonsense all the time. I play close to the ear by listening to these celebrities talk about themselves and talk about things that don’t matter or have anything to do with our current world.

  6. First, I have to declare I love tuna casserole myself–and so does Jeff Bridges, with or without his beard. Bill Nye likes his white coats for it makes him feel more Dr. Kildare, even though Richard Chamberlain is better looking, even now, 40 years out of the closet, playing old Victor Borge & Liberace 45’s as he recalls playing Richard II in Seattle with me in 1973. You always find the Flarf in the poetic stream of your individuality–one of the things I like about you; although midget Fabio thinks of himself as a handsome dwarf riding dragons naked.

  7. First of all, “Oreo threesomes.” That’s a fantasy meal, since I can’t have wheat or any kind of processed food. I am going to imagine oreo cookies covered in whipped cream, wrapped in honey, drenched in malted milk and vanilla icecream. I’m sure my imagination will become diabetic. But it’s worth it.

    1. Thank you, Ladynyo.

      My poetry is not meant to be either understood or cleared.

      I’m misunderstood of ways in which canvas I’m painting in.

      If I’m painting like everyone else, I’m not pushing myself.
      The way I’m painting with my words, that’s pushing the boundaries far beyond what the imagination can guide my own madness. Madness is my fuel. 🙂

  8. I only vaguely know a few of the names you mentioned. Perhaps I need to watch more television? Or maybe after reading this there is no need to? Based on the other comments these people are apparently well known.

    1. I love Captain Beefheart. I look up to him and his work. Bless his soul where ever he’s at.

      My favorite album:

      – Ice cream for Crow

      -The spotlight kid

      -Safe as milk

      and of course

      – Trout Mask Replica

      I’m glad I make you laugh and see humor in this differently.

      More to come tomorrow. 🙂 Keep eyes open.

    1. Thank you, Christy.

      You nailed it and you got it. That’s exactly the commentary I’m conveying in what’s wrong with the world and why are we not doing anything about it or speaking about the simple problems that are right in front of us.

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