Grammalogues Directorial Debut

 

Poison clay bikini debut.
Fleur-de-lys.
Puffball bassline.

Death verecund invoked!

Tabula rasa chaos
untethered,
grammalogues
shudder
in
hue.

Melody isolated.
Tits bewhiskered,
creatine.

Chariot flame
thou
desecration recrement.

Synastry
vocal fills
hyper-weed robots.

Mordecai buffoon
delineate
innominate
directorial cloaca.

 

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Masquerade Schizophrenic Sandwich

 

Abecedarium tale soubrette/
     Lyme disease sleepwalking
schizophrenic purple shivaree!

Porcelain octopus, amphigory tardive dyskinesia!

Anti-gliadin plagued algorithm
and inserted itself
onto ecstasy cats –
lingering and living
in worn aught.

She improvised hircismus.

Rotoscope faux, masquerade quotetiapine!

Roanoke memento mori sandwich,
            prominence self-destructive organon –
                       cavort pantoum hears
           pitched video telepathic woodwose.

 

 

 

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Mockumentary Events

 

Breaking News!

News anchor (Droowit-dingo) reporting live:

3 giant assholes broke
into a Caucasian retirement closet,
they’ve stolen $3 +
a 4 weeks cruise to Capitol Hill.
Pomeranian authorities entered
the home Monday morning at 4am –
When a sex crazed neighbor
shouted obscenities
towards farmers market
and Chrysler Jeep.
What the authorities
discovered next
was the most gruesome
& exhilarating thing
since emphysema & Star wars.

Reporting live:

(Senor Duh)

It appears my enchilada testicle regimen
has dropped tremendously
41% on the bullshit espionage.

And speaking of bullshit –
the culprits left a note
indicating ‘Alex Trebek’ prophesies
a self-help book on whatever,
and decapitating marshmallow soup.

Here’s what the poem says:

“Brain culture
is an epileptic seizure
known as ‘Heisenberg’.
To induce its legacy: 
feed the wish list
a Donahue show,
a massage fungal tweezers,
& alligator palm reader.

What are some of your symptoms?

Wizard suicidelitis,
hot toilet syndrome,
CNNtitis,
& Corduroy swap meet disorder.”

There you have it folks.

A stroke throat
spewing a dozen wallets,
veto the sea rat rehabilitation –
alas, major sweat
bought off every pubic wig
and post mailed it
to ‘movies internal cabbage’.

Back to you (Droowit-dingo)!

Thank you for that ‘Senor Duh’.

Cunning & Rich!

More on the latest news today:

Vegans had more hemorrhaging than dinosaurs.

That’s part of heritage I do not want to be a part of.
Matter fact, carnivores solved the mystery 2+2.

Now, here’s a political debate –
I’d very much love to discuss
with my audience.

Let’s start with ‘Reese’s pieces’.
You got ‘Al gore’ sitting between
2 transvestite robots/
while Steve nasalcrock
punctures the universe dollar sign.

If that doesn’t rally up
some economic growth
or tangerine Amish,
consider me done as senior adviser;
give bobo baggins
the Instagram cleavage he deserves.
Oh…Kanye, no yoga Pilates/
those are specifically used
by humans and their bell pepper cereal.

From all of us here
on mockumentary events;
this is (Droowit-dingo) signing off
good night and please god (Don’t speed).

 

 

 

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