Mascara Computerphobe Pun


Gnawing perdition stare.
Incrustation semicolon.

R.E.M computerphobe,
enhanced vesica
thrashing idly receipts.

Moon felon quiver!

Emission mascara tumefied!

Prostate dilapidated pun.
Anomalies butoh.

The embodiment
reek assessment,
tangled datura.

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51 thoughts on “Mascara Computerphobe Pun

  1. Brilliant, Charlie. To me it feels like a commentary on the tendency of society to bow at the altar of fakery and smoke and mirrors. Worshipping the false beauty of everything as opposed to seeing the true beauty which needs no makeup or CGI or illusion.

    I may be wrong! 😆 But that’s what I felt.

    And your two opening lines were truly profound and set the mood for the whole piece.
    Awesome. You’re in a league of your own

    1. You hit the nail on the coffin.

      ‘There’s seems to be a mix confusion of what true beauty means to a lot of people today.
      Everyone is different and they’re interpretation
      of false beauty vs true beauty is a long debate that no one one’s in changing one’s mind.
      Only some of us who see and understand true beauty
      lies in one’s personality, kindness, humble, caring, loving, & understanding.’

      You are right, but there’s another side to the poem that is layered with more spooky atmosphere
      that I may lead on to believe the readers otherwise. 🙂

              1. Ronald Wilson Reagan
                A Goldman Sachs ray gun
                May he rest in peace
                Ronald Wilson Reagan
                at his numerological address
                666 … the postcode of the beast
                As Nancy insults all infinity
                with her star charts of astrology
                “Did the earth move for you, Nancy?
                Did the earth move for you, Nancy?”

                1. Astrology
                  For postcode;
                  Star 666/
                  did the charts
                  insult earth?

                  Or, was the numerological peace
                  about Gun infinity?

                  Ronald Wilson Reagan/
                  the beast
                  who ruled nothing but below –
                  and a sack of potatoes,
                  and worshiped 999
                  for greed and honey –
                  did his brain beef bled?

    1. No Latin in Paella just this word I found a long time ago with its meaning:

      paella; noun

      a Spanish dish of rice, saffron, chicken, seafood, etc., cooked and served in a large shallow pan.

      I just love creating new and exciting dishes to serve my readers and taste the flavors
      that take any reader far away from earth and venture towards the cosmos. 🙂

      1. We’re still very warm here Charlie. We don’t really get very much of a change of seasons . It stays green and the flowers bloom all winter. I’m hoping to go up to New England next month , Vermont, upstate NY to enjoy the changing leaves 🍁. I hope you’re having a wonderful fall season! 🍂🍁🌾💐

        1. Well, the season here in L.A. is up and down. Hot one day or 2 and extremely cold with cold winds the next.

          I wish the weather everywhere could maintain its balance. Then again, I seem to believe that our government is testing on us weather control. Who knows.

          1. I’m concerned about climate change. Unfortunately it’s a wait and see if anything can and will be done. This is my favorite season even though I don’t get the autumn leaves 🍁 it does cool down a little. 😊

            1. I too – am very concerned about climate change and this idiot that we have in office doesn’t seem to believe in it at all. Fact, I don’t think anyone at office cares one bit.

              I love autumn and I love leaves I hope it cools down properly here in L.A.

              1. So true Charlie, our Republican administration doesn’t care , it’s all about greed and power…but I won’t get in my soap box. Here’s to a beautiful season in L.A.( Miami too). 😊

  2. What a Vatican feel of imagery for this interesting piece of work my friend. “The multiplying villainess of nature do swarm upon us. Disdaining fortune with his brandish steel which smoked of bloody execution”.
    Society fights for something valiantly but eventually shows their true colors and will use the same dagger on their ally to simply come out looking pretty. Test a persons character by giving them power and you’ll see them crawl out the belly of the beast. Sometimes beauty can hide the true monsters.
    Diabolical my friend!

    1. In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

      Amen brother. I love your interpretation of my work and you said it so well.

      P.S Tomorrows post will be completely different from anything I’ve written a whole 180. 🙂

      Stay tune.

      1. You said it well, society only seeks salvation when the shackles are on…who needs the table of contents when you have a book marker.
        Your work is a work of art that can be read in so many ways, it’s truly a universal language my friend.😁

        Looking forward to your next blog brain twister. I’ll keep my station dialed on.😉

  3. ……………………………..Charlie,

    You’re not the first person to have leaking tumefied incrustation anomalies.
    Absorbent pads come in various sizes.
    The last time we visited, you were employing folded-up paper towels.
    I didn’t say anything but I was having all kinds of thoughts.

    Charlie Zero in a Dollar Store purchasing a giant package of paper towels
    ( a 46 roll Holiday special).
    “May be that you use the extras to thicken your soup ?”
    “industrial toilet paper ?”

    I did notice that you placed the soiled ones in a separate trash can.
    I thought “How American”.

    Are you still using rapid eye movements to introduce yourself ?

    The poet is never happy to remain a spectator———–Baby Bird
    wants to be on stage!

    Charlie Zero, a different drummer in Thoreauvian underpants.

    1. …………………………………….Michael,

      Leaking employing folded-up/
      Michael, you should introduce the towels
      to your soup paper incrustation.

      Movements’ dollar up rapidly
      without a notice
      or, absorbent thoreauvian,
      Michael, you separate tumefied
      and industrial underpants.

      How green stage can you get
      from spectator remains?

      Thoughts themselves purchasing
      various soiled anomalies/
      that only a giant thicken American
      could drum a first beat
      and not vomit a Tarantino cinema.

  4. Wow Charlie. This feels like a computer generated nightmare/film/trip fuelled by psychoactive substances and images blurred in their outlines and taking on hallucinatory forms. It evokes a mixture of excitement and fear, an amusement park where I’m not sure if I’ll get buckled in properly before the rollercoaster starts.

    I’m lining up for the ride anyway.

    1. Holy wow!

      By far one of my favorite comment interpretations by you Rachel.

      The winning answer is the fuel injected nightmare. That’s exactly what I was going for. 🙂

      P.S Tomorrows post will be completely different. A 180. Stay tune.

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