Drum Dye Bulimic Stunt Double

Captain Beefheart stirred electrical sex soup
wild boars lay fecal matter beside wet orgasmic group.
Drum dye imitating mammal thumb calories
Coca-Cola brochure fixated on multiple personalities.
Elephant bulimic saxophone erect tumultuous
illegal metaphysical stunt double radix conspicuous.
Dada violator botox aphrodisiac mumble jumble
push buttons morbidity infest déjà vu rumple.
Bach manifested egg yolks and Wicca jejunum
unannounced levitation pisser checkmate continuum.

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Frank Zappa a Comedic Ping-Pong Slut

Elmo dropped acid speaking PBS
his eyes melting off rabies.
Hop on the candy boat terror
sarcasm wonka consuming compressor.
Macaulay Culkin ate coagulated pizza
Frank Zappa offered milk of magnesia.
Alice…worships her comedic delusions
cheshire cat amused by absinthe disillusions.
Hunter S. Thompson’s tongue club 33
Rockefeller hard-on sacrificial mystery.
Mad hatter powdered sugar nose
musical notes high on the devils horse.
Psychosomatic sweat skittle haircut
fleas parody ping-pong Popsicle slut.

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Santa Claus Quoted My Hernia

Did you hear Betty Crocker
fucked that Gandalf fucker?
Not once but twice
a threesome with Vanilla ice.
It sounds pretentious
and delightfully obnoxious.
Can you blame Quentin Tarantino
for playing footsie with Mr. Burrito?
Robert California sued Red Lobster
for violating his prostate hamster.
Shia labeouf quoted Mr. Bungle
as being the next funk jazz pop bubble.
So, what am I? Forest Gump
Or, a hernia R&B lump.


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