Did you hear Betty Crocker
fucked that Gandalf fucker?
Not once but twice
a threesome with Vanilla ice.
It sounds pretentious
and delightfully obnoxious.
Can you blame Quentin Tarantino
for playing footsie with Mr. Burrito?
Robert California sued Red Lobster
for violating his prostate hamster.
Shia labeouf quoted Mr. Bungle
as being the next funk jazz pop bubble.
So, what am I? Forest Gump
Or, a hernia R&B lump.
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Ah, Vanilla Ice. He gets really thrown under the bus by everyone. That one song he did was rather catchy.
He does get thrown under the bus and for good reason. 🙂 Freddy Mercury and David Bowie knew it fully well.
Glad you enjoyed something different from me on this poem. 🙂
I love this, Charlie.
Thank you, Yassy. Glad you enjoyed the rhyme visual poetry aspect. More to come.
You are welcome, Charlie.
🙂
😊
Clever, entertaining – good one, Charlie!
Thank you so much. I needed to try something different for one. Plus, it’s been years since I have rhymed and this time around use the rhyme technique with blending visuals and humor. 🙂
Delightfully obnoxious, Charlie. And amusing.
I love it how you played with rhyme here – suits the mood of Hollywood, an empire in decay, perfectly.
(Glad you see you back. Everything ok?)
Spot on exactly. 🙂
That was the whole point of the poem. And I was really bored when I wrote it. It just came out of nowhere. 🙂
Yes, everything is okay. Not the mention…I officially made an (Instagram) account and I’ve joined a collective poetic group on their. Big supportive and very encouragement.
Cool. For me, tweeter is enough to find some interesting news. It’s all too overwhelming. Wish you luck.
Thank you my friend. I tried Tweeter before and it didn’t work for me. I guess I didn’t know how to use it properly. Then again, to each their own. It’s really where most people are comfortable in.
Exactly.
Brilliant work my friend! 👍🖤
Thank you my friend. Glad you enjoyed my weird humorous rhyme. 🙂
Always my friend.
You never cease to amaze me! 😁🖤
🙂 Bless you.
😁👍🖤
Sounds like a bungle in the jungle
of a Californian box of chocolates.
Mr. Bungle – Sudden Death
This song will clear things up. 🙂
I have to quote the whole last section of lines. Phenomenal. – “Robert California sued Red Lobster / for violating his prostate hamster. / Shia labeouf quoted Mr. Bungle / as being the next funk jazz pop bubble. / So, what am I? Forest Gump / Or, a hernia R&B lump.”
🙂 So glad those lines made your day. And hope the poem made you laugh hard. 🙂 hahahaha!!! more to come my friend. 🙂 It’s been a long while since I rhymed poetically. I only experimented with it before and that’s it. I’ll be posting two more rhyme poems and that’s it. I prefer writing free verse/cut up experimentation. 🙂
Brilliant Charlie! You’re a bloody genius I’d say! Loved it mate!
Thank you Francisco. I wanted to try something different that I haven’t done in a long time. I use to write rhyme poems but I gave it up and feel more challenged by writing experimental cut ups. Then one was fun to write.
It is brilliant my friend. It’s always a pleasure, and all the best! 😊
🙂 I’m going to post a third rhyme poem tomorrow morning. It’s unusual for me to post on a Sunday…but, I want to share this crazy one. 🙂
Looking forward to it Charlie and all the best 😊
It’s good to read you again, Charlie. I hope you are well.