Did you hear Betty Crocker
fucked that Gandalf fucker?
Not once but twice
a threesome with Vanilla ice.
It sounds pretentious
and delightfully obnoxious.
Can you blame Quentin Tarantino
for playing footsie with Mr. Burrito?
Robert California sued Red Lobster
for violating his prostate hamster.
Shia labeouf quoted Mr. Bungle
as being the next funk jazz pop bubble.
So, what am I? Forest Gump
Or, a hernia R&B lump.
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