Celebrity arguments: Take 1
Charlize Theron: HOW THE FUCK – DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO USE FLAMINGOS AS TOOTH FLOSS
WHEN MACGYVER IS ON AT 10:06pm!
Matthew Broderick: Charlize, listen…it’s not my fault
that tomatoes are ‘Christianizing’ milkshakes
as conspiracy institute for baking soda & Coachella.
Charlize Theron: FUCK YOU! AND YOU’RE ‘BRONCOSAURUS REX!’
YOU THINK ADAM SANDLER DID NOT SMOKE THE PIPER.
IF YOU DO NOT GET ME FOSSIL FUEL
WITHIN THE NEXT HALF HOUR,
I AM GOING TO CALL ‘CHUCK NORRIS’ AND HAVE HIM MAKE US
SOME MOTHER! FUCKING! PANCAKES! Understood.
Matthew Broderick: Okay, you are right. Its best we talk to professionals
about soy sauce and Rod Stewart giving himself the Heimlich maneuver.
The risk is middle but we need to keep our metabolism on floppy disk.
Charlie Theron: Perfect. Now, let us squat ourselves down
to the jiu-jitsu system and see how much (GPA) is worth.
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