Mockumentary Events

 

Breaking News!

News anchor (Droowit-dingo) reporting live:

3 giant assholes broke
into a Caucasian retirement closet,
they’ve stolen $3 +
a 4 weeks cruise to Capitol Hill.
Pomeranian authorities entered
the home Monday morning at 4am –
When a sex crazed neighbor
shouted obscenities
towards farmers market
and Chrysler Jeep.
What the authorities
discovered next
was the most gruesome
& exhilarating thing
since emphysema & Star wars.

Reporting live:

(Senor Duh)

It appears my enchilada testicle regimen
has dropped tremendously
41% on the bullshit espionage.

And speaking of bullshit –
the culprits left a note
indicating ‘Alex Trebek’ prophesies
a self-help book on whatever,
and decapitating marshmallow soup.

Here’s what the poem says:

“Brain culture
is an epileptic seizure
known as ‘Heisenberg’.
To induce its legacy: 
feed the wish list
a Donahue show,
a massage fungal tweezers,
& alligator palm reader.

What are some of your symptoms?

Wizard suicidelitis,
hot toilet syndrome,
CNNtitis,
& Corduroy swap meet disorder.”

There you have it folks.

A stroke throat
spewing a dozen wallets,
veto the sea rat rehabilitation –
alas, major sweat
bought off every pubic wig
and post mailed it
to ‘movies internal cabbage’.

Back to you (Droowit-dingo)!

Thank you for that ‘Senor Duh’.

Cunning & Rich!

More on the latest news today:

Vegans had more hemorrhaging than dinosaurs.

That’s part of heritage I do not want to be a part of.
Matter fact, carnivores solved the mystery 2+2.

Now, here’s a political debate –
I’d very much love to discuss
with my audience.

Let’s start with ‘Reese’s pieces’.
You got ‘Al gore’ sitting between
2 transvestite robots/
while Steve nasalcrock
punctures the universe dollar sign.

If that doesn’t rally up
some economic growth
or tangerine Amish,
consider me done as senior adviser;
give bobo baggins
the Instagram cleavage he deserves.
Oh…Kanye, no yoga Pilates/
those are specifically used
by humans and their bell pepper cereal.

From all of us here
on mockumentary events;
this is (Droowit-dingo) signing off
good night and please god (Don’t speed).

 

 

 

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Keep Provoked Rosicrucian as Slither Re-enacted Mutnauq Edicius

 

Mutnauq-edicius epeolatry glassy;
Albigenses tercet
the awful amnion unwatchable armchair,
they interpret bondage as a spoke theme.

Smegma…forgot to avenge the frog!

Centrality rewind off
it’s hitherto provoked fed.

It re-enacted a foretell secret/
pansophy obsequies pothos the nausea.

Hideous – presage –
S&M caesura masked.

The haint wrapped the meadow numbed.

Things unnamable
swayed and slither talons –
origin oloid Rosicrucian
as the triptych interplay peeled.

 

 

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Inappetence below the Edge of you & the World

 

Footsteps consume
the hone carnassial dandruff
through saprobe beings.

Reprogram worry – vacherin chalkboard manqué.

Guttate heist – much ado hurled.

Euphoric inappetence/
dials please to the hemistich you.
Tmesis crucifix (world)! 
The infinite scratch unseen/
solo ravage the vituperative, EKG msicroxe.

Grot somber ambidextrous/
metempsychosis screaming at the pond;
Svengali was shaking up illation.

Below 0X25TQZZ – reverse inaugural!

The edge dead necrobiosis/
perturbed by orgulous
and its relentless xeric impaled mordent.

 

 

 

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Street art poetry: Collaboration by Resa and i

 

Resa Mcconaghy and I collaborated on ‘street art poetry’.
Her interpretation of my words is an 80’s futurism vibe,
blending psychedelic trance & sci-fi spectrum kaleidoscope colors.

She is a rock star and a brilliant painter/artist/poet/ designer/
& photographer. Much praise to her incredible work and contribution
to the arts and community. 🙂

 

Without further ado here’s a poem and photography of amazing art.

 

 

 

 

 

Unzip the clock –
Inside
origins pulsate.
Every color hatches
a rotten piano.

The Flowers blend in with the art.
Resa, you captured this shot so well. I love it. 🙂

This photo shot is perfect!

All the colors and the words awake the enigma eye.

The hot pink, black, green, & white looks so hypnotizing and spectacular.

 

The eye is unzipping the clock.

 

The Monarch Butterfly observing and understanding the poem. 🙂

 

 

Please visit Resa’s page: https://graffitiluxandmurals.com/

Art Gowns: https://artgowns.com/

Queen’s end: https://queensend.wordpress.com/

 

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Kaleidoscope Multiverse Anthem

 

Level 1:

Lord mite cringe;
     doppelganger particle/
Vedic salpinx reflect
     his billboard recap sphericon.

Herpes in ergodic –
 momo irrealism
zizz
of
sard turgid doom.

The supreme algae sialogogue – lachrymose laughs.

 

Level 2:

Universe blowjobs
   through sriracha glory,
Caiaphas fortune-teller voodoo –
      pushes regulus deeply swallowed.

 

Level 3:

The anthem K3 surface –
       flakes either ass
or, kaleidoscope galaxy ungual invasion.

Gehenna turtle orgasm – corrupts animism.

Flames in heaven – Multiverse fuels
     the manifold chapped bulk accident.
Impale fiend mirrors libido;
     malapert brane,
conlang cosmology dimensional mourn.

 

 

 

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Hemophiliac Kool-Aid

Sepsis cello clerihew/
sequences predict bayesian
hemophiliac monaural.

Servile pranks/
tantamount the allele hors d’oeuvre thirst!
Kool-aid ripped
the plangent lace;
qasida X chromosome –
rhythm to the intrepid hologram.

Leader dogma stochastic – eutrophication gaslighting/
estrus the electric zipf’s law,
apparatus shows cystine uremia –
they watched as the squint clot;
covered panacea markov chain.

Popple Jonestown, bassoon Golgi,
polyopia liquefy, said the facetiae soother.

 

 

 

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Leviathan Devoured the Biblical Pancreas

 

Cathartic leviathan bones, tinfoil its pores –
they interrupted aghori – tetsuo the intransigence.

Comeuppance/ transhumanism;
the world morphed
into massacred glucagon paraffin.

It devoured jouissance; vibrio empathically
kills the chameleon psychotria viridis.

Brobdingnagian candy –
condescension channels pipe clone – adjectival.

Tsukamoto’s eremitic steatorrhea –
confined to NKX6-1 Ugaritic. 
Hagiographa rattled primeval
out of hibernation.

Without rhombus
sucked jacaranda;
the ouroboros canker pancreas,
coma the 10th biblical.

 

 

 

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