Tearing Metaphors is the Sexiest Trick in Periphery

 

Gazeless spittle macaw – sips bare clozaril –
Periphery tearing malice – the trick became depattern
of mitre litotes and clomp rearranging berefleetirpor.

  • Daymare antithesis…
  • Lumbosacral coccyx…

Notion the sexiest metaphor – unetonalters hyperbole catechism –
the liars outwit regicide – glocal chilling this loophole thresh.

 

 

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Satirical Sardines and the Weird Nobody Gasm

 

Infecting hircine mogilalia chipped
bikini HBO – dismember buffoonery gasm.

Scrofula proceeds,
perjury omens encircling the ordure
ominous teasing; vitriol embodies.

Icky toe biopsy cesspool
pomade according
with cerecloth environs;
pilchard creepy sine die onward
its weird nobody.

Abulia subpoena sheds
      an uncanny blue acrid disc,
         bluffing satirical pink sardines
like a soused blemish sincerely.

And punctuated etymon six –
   impugns aegis in its iniquity
          to serialize VHS
and disturb its grip fecalith faint.

 

 

 

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Above the Insects Who Peel the Sirens Odor

 

I loathe lunula,
    my snellen sirens
alarming the ohmolick hiccup.

Peel eschaton, squeal the odor.

You perplex head;
insects sprite martyrdom –
 Melpomene above.

Kodacolor monotone – hemolymph theatric balladry…

Adults darkle
onto
translucent tinnitus.

Proventriculus shineless belaud,
heed Cenozoic,
          and its decayed silkworm thorough.

Hyssop chides at the pun armscye –
      who so bonds with the Holobionts;
be you, a gift from Anatolia gods.

 

 

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Last Night I Washed My Rottweiler

Brother Conflicted on vows day, He to kill the Devil
cruise ship Ave Maria melts candle wax
bells for laundered robed walkers, climbing pyramids
throwing pickaxes at indigent sheep, neck high in their ‘lackey’ diamond hand clasp pleading for wafer-thin drugs, shutting their mouths with it, stapling down their tongues with it
outside Art hate $4.6m

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Last Night I Washed My Rottweiler

Commenced emptiness, The Mass singular
Folk music, wings over gymnastic blasphemies, lifted by Leni
Governor Kingdom can’t
three hundred and something ends, the end, Berlin boys
I loved, coal to widows, ash to vixen, and monoxides ran
Peta, Peta, doctor slaughter
Edda pointed her ballet toes at bolting Schorfheide quadrupeds
Focus, concentration, rejoice, free
Eva gave my wound time to open
the future will be facts
card cup’s spiced coffee decants into hold
rails shine up angst

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Lamas Dipped in Vagisil & Amish

 

Harpo Marx used a pizza wagon
to lure Ariel, John Hinckley,
& Lamas.
He takes them home
for soup recipes
and creates a dipping sauce
called: “Vagisil & Amish.”
Cosmo Kramer
you penny pincher scallop –
make love to the wall pervert.
Macaulay Culkin
does impressions
of KFC & Jheri curls.
Just ask Mariah Carey –
she’s a marine rectumologist,
she’s Danny DeVito’s pacifier.

Raphael wiggum,
are you rabieist? No!
Good, because imitating
Tupac Shakur is considered bronchitis.
Pineapples & Sharon Tate
tough to choose, I’ll pick…

Meredith brooks vs. Cinnamon toast crunch.
I’d love to see a Dave Chappelle skit –
involving Sammy Davis Jr. as Doctor Satan the pimp
and Mickey Rourke as Ursula the paparazzi manwhore.

You’re Welcome.

 

 

 

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Midget Fabio Rehearsed Oreo Threesomes

 

Hey! Midget Fabio
you two timing rap podiatrist –
explain how Captain Spaulding
got cone holes shaped
like Kiefer Sutherland’s womanhood.

Bill Nye stop plagiarizing
telegraphs and wear something taco,
try chicken catheters or guacamole rhymes.
They make great concoctions
of elevating legs, bitching,
& Mark Wahlberg.

Katy Perry neglect McDonald’s
focus more on Oreo threesomes.
You get half price deals
off Ricky Martin & Joanie loves Chachi.

Trust me…Morgan freeman
rehearsed every line to ‘oops I blew it again’.
And by that he meant; tuna casserole.

 

 

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