Tearing Metaphors is the Sexiest Trick in Periphery

 

Tearing loopholes
and rearranging periphery.
Pull out the metaphor clozaril.
Unetonalters clomp;
macaw mitre depatterns
the berefleetirpor litotes.

Antithesis liars
sip a glocal exit.

Hyperbole lickspittles
the bare trick
of his notion coccyx rip-off.

Lumbosacral threshes away –
leaving the sexiest gazeless
up in the outwit daymare.

You became the chilling malice…
come and kneel, the catechisms bled regicide.

 

 

Copyright © 2017 Charlie Zero the Poet

All rights Reserved.

No part of Tearing Metaphors is the Sexiest Trick in Periphery – may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means: electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without prior permission. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Charlie Zero the Poet and his poetry works with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Advertisements

Satirical Sardines and the Weird Nobody Gasm

 

Dear satirical girls
press exaggeration button –
it matters whether
the dictionaries gasm
or, stick to HBO.
Embody soused,
vitriol gneiss, coerce iniquity –
Mr. nobody weird regains jealousy spit.

Parody beings
dismember six
with your awkward toe.
Subpoena punctuations –
cerecloth arrhizal,
sandwich bikinis commit perjury
and impugn such relevancy.

Motion to suppress
you may not proceed
as the sardines tic;
encircling aegis,
tames the satyr,
whom famously profound
the icky token pomade.

Teasing turds
reveal thereof…
like blue hedgefonds
pointing diagonally.

Take a biopsy
fist inside the pussy controversy…
its pink like monkey, fights unpredictably –
I’m a transqueer speaking to my moist.

Oh! My goodness,
look at this uncanny Hasselhoff?
I mean…what on earth
did spook the blemish dramas?
Certainly not VHS…

Chipped ominous –
brushed onward by pilchards.
Bones & disturbing buffoonery,
exactly what constitutes
garbage flamingos & avocado condoms?
Laserdisc omens, infecting 2, 1, 5…

~ Sincerely Principle Cesspool the Carrotologist

 

 

 

Copyright © 2017 Charlie Zero the Poet

All rights Reserved.

No part of Satirical Sardines and the Weird Nobody Gasm – may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means: electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without prior permission. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Charlie Zero the Poet and his poetry works with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Gandalf’s Lesbian Fettuccine

 

Two hobbits one cup
let it play in –
like 5 nuns licking
a punching bag.
And Mona Lisa
shreds her version
of vagina fettuccine.

Westboro Baptist Church
your comical inventions
puts Kirk Cameron
on family feud.
You guys make holiness
feel gonorrhea & Coca cola.

Bob hope would pee
in his speedos –
if he’d found out
Frodo Baggins
was a lesbian pudding
filing for chapter 13 in bankruptcy.

Brad Pitt, you we’re right.
Antiperspirant leads to prostitution.
Take some advice
from Gandalf.
He shook hands with Bill Cosby
the king of Oscar Mayer Wieners.
Doesn’t that mean Whoopi Goldberg to you?
No, it doesn’t…
but if you sell me athlete’s foot
for $5 bucks, will call it ‘lee van cleef’, deal.

 

 

Copyright © 2017 Charlie Zero the Poet

All rights Reserved.

No part of Gandalf’s Lesbian Fettuccine – may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means: electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without prior permission. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Charlie Zero the Poet and his poetry works with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Vervain Earthlings

 

Apotheosis tyro,
you see its abscissa;
forming into a sapient.
Vervain jeers at dots
with guile and immure.

Earthlings…
frailty intuit,
despair of organisms.
Forebode…
varmint hod,
rumple sinew debunks somehow.

Extraterrestrials piss
out a gooey homunculus
featherlike albatross mutant.
Its glass hollow teeth
a crystal ball of futureless seems.

Galactagogue!
Permanent measles…
Sorry, hot blind stitch.
Unwind, you circle-mill hue –
crack the smoother invite the few.

 

 

Copyright © 2017 Charlie Zero the Poet

All rights Reserved.

No part of Vervain Earthlings – may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means: electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without prior permission. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Charlie Zero the Poet and his poetry works with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Eaten by Eros Whispering Remains

 

Time chewer
whispers untying,
eaten by eros
love maids’ seduce turbulence.

Dolphin’s breath
edits the pine gods.
Unbeknown
ebony celiac,
the horrific ones
pleased unperceived.

Crocodiles & vipers
inhale the mushroom.
Its profound colloquial –
remains a loud staid
endangered glimmer.

Gruesome cream
and coda cork.
Cumulonimbus carcass,
devils brothel
mosque in revelry,
escort biohazard –
you now, manufacture spirit.

Thespian whirlwind
shadows blue pig dire.
A smite emit fling;
this antifreeze can’t think.

 

 

Copyright © 2017 Charlie Zero the Poet

All rights Reserved.

No part of Eaten by Eros Whispering Remains – may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means: electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without prior permission. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Charlie Zero the Poet and his poetry works with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Twitching this Urge for Those Billion Lonely Days

 

In day’s sibylline
Monday cramps –
muscles pallid.

Lonely desert
caffeine’s,
they fidget, & sidle.
Robo-eagles
electrickivorous,
feast on carcass stress.

Those twitching Tuesdays
slovenly swears Wednesday –
rot miracle zizzle poeflangorge cough whey.

I’m scripturient sitting on solitude show.
This urge overwhelms a billion times that.

Erratic pots welter.
Lips fatigue, zximklop.
Stimulendshot,
dead depressed microfiche
lay beside the pismire colony.

Thursday vallasloon
faith impaired…
Della sotto voce –
peepy poppy Rorschach,
feefeey soma bell knees,
Zitty-zitty zog rum push.

Did you forget Friday?
Hallelujah suicidal spray.

 

 

Copyright © 2017 Charlie Zero the Poet

All rights Reserved.

No part of Twitching this Urge for Those Billion Lonely Days – may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means: electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without prior permission. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Charlie Zero the Poet and his poetry works with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Most Amphibians Left the Oxygen a Cadaver

 

Hymenopteran sips formaldehyde,
ocellus beams, teleportation unlocked.
Multi-folded puddles
depletion underside.

Mason jar lung egg hatch,
teeth dominos invoice
the oxygen cadaver.

Like embalming amphibians
through the O,
data rabies latch where gibberellins mate.

Column respiration
deaf percussions
stage the assassin’s ear.

All intimate swill…
Autolysis synonym being…

Declaim insincere,
cell seethe
and larva swelling.

Tongue testified
hanged molecules;
colorless dogs
mostly eat yellow bony nails
chambered in hemoglobin vulture.

Outerlude Jesus
your tummies growling,
evolving, asphyxiating,
extinction mourns 3:00am.

 

 

Copyright © 2017 Charlie Zero the Poet

All rights Reserved.

No part of Most Amphibians Left the Oxygen a Cadaver – may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means: electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without prior permission. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Charlie Zero the Poet and his poetry works with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.