News anchor (Droowit-dingo) reporting live:
3 giant assholes broke
into a Caucasian retirement closet,
they’ve stolen $3 +
a 4 weeks cruise to Capitol Hill.
Pomeranian authorities entered
the home Monday morning at 4am –
When a sex crazed neighbor
towards farmers market
and Chrysler Jeep.
What the authorities
was the most gruesome
& exhilarating thing
since emphysema & Star wars.
It appears my enchilada testicle regimen
has dropped tremendously
41% on the bullshit espionage.
And speaking of bullshit –
the culprits left a note
indicating ‘Alex Trebek’ prophesies
a self-help book on whatever,
and decapitating marshmallow soup.
Here’s what the poem says:
is an epileptic seizure
known as ‘Heisenberg’.
To induce its legacy:
feed the wish list
a Donahue show,
a massage fungal tweezers,
& alligator palm reader.
What are some of your symptoms?
hot toilet syndrome,
& Corduroy swap meet disorder.”
There you have it folks.
A stroke throat
spewing a dozen wallets,
veto the sea rat rehabilitation –
alas, major sweat
bought off every pubic wig
and post mailed it
to ‘movies internal cabbage’.
Back to you (Droowit-dingo)!
Thank you for that ‘Senor Duh’.
Cunning & Rich!
More on the latest news today:
Vegans had more hemorrhaging than dinosaurs.
That’s part of heritage I do not want to be a part of.
Matter fact, carnivores solved the mystery 2+2.
Now, here’s a political debate –
I’d very much love to discuss
with my audience.
Let’s start with ‘Reese’s pieces’.
You got ‘Al gore’ sitting between
2 transvestite robots/
while Steve nasalcrock
punctures the universe dollar sign.
If that doesn’t rally up
some economic growth
or tangerine Amish,
consider me done as senior adviser;
give bobo baggins
the Instagram cleavage he deserves.
Oh…Kanye, no yoga Pilates/
those are specifically used
by humans and their bell pepper cereal.
From all of us here
on mockumentary events;
this is (Droowit-dingo) signing off
good night and please god (Don’t speed).
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